Famous Quotes & Sayings

Charles Osgood

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry.

Denis Healey

Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.

Ricky Gervais

The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're good at their job and they're there for the customer. The only depressing thing is a lot of them have written more screenplays than me.

Carlos Fuentes

The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats.

Cyril Connolly

Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.

Dave Bristol

Yeah, he's in pain except between the first and ninth innings

David Lloyd George

He is brilliant - to the top of his boots.

David Lloyd George

He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul.

David Letterman

When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?

David Letterman

Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.

Paul Simon

Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that's going along with a story, like I do in life, just talking to myself and making fun of stuff and laughing at stuff that's serious. And sometimes it's a good idea to put the laughing into the songs. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes it's all right just to be serious. But most of the songs have some kind of joke in them.

Cassandra Clare

She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved.

Cassandra Clare

I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me." "It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.

Krysten Ritter

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

Nick Moran

My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the ancient martial art of sarcasm.

Mark Twain

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

Natasha Leggero

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

Mitchell Hurwitz

Character is what someone does, much more than who they are. I can be sarcastic or I can be fearful, but it doesn't really matter until there's a story - until someone comes in and holds us hostage.

Margot Asquith

She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig.

Margot Asquith

He could never see a belt without hitting below it.

Margot Asquith

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

Margot Asquith

He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.

Jack Paar

She should get a divorce and settle down.

Irvin S. Cobb

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.

Gloria Steinem

She is a water bug on the surface of life.

Paul Newman

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

Pamela Hansford Johnson

You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

Julia Quinn

Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes. "Because personal injuries are such a dignified thing to collect." "Are all governesses so sarcastic?

Leonardo DiCaprio

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.

Oscar Wilde

Why was I born with such contemporaries?

Oscar Wilde

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion.

Rachel Maddow

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.

Jeremy Northam

He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page.