Quotes about sarcastic
sarcastic guy want
I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things. Jessica Alba
sarcastic men made
He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money. Moliere
sarcastic eye keyholes
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Molly Ivins
sarcastic running men
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? Milton Berle
sarcastic tired bored
Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone. Kim Harrison
sarcastic sarcasm print
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print. Kristen Schaal
sarcastic different dry
I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her. Olivia Munn
sarcastic arguing
I always get the better when I argue alone. Oliver Goldsmith
sarcastic handsome coffins
He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously.
sarcastic lying hats
You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear. Mark Twain
sarcastic waiting vacancy
He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
sarcastic ignorance intelligence
His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.
sarcastic world germany
Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.
sarcastic cabbage useless
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.
sarcastic heart worry
'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.
sarcastic sea sight
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
sarcastic sarcasm stubborn
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
sarcastic jobs real
In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.
sarcastic sarcasm compliment
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
sarcastic safe sides
They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway. Hunter S. Thompson
sarcastic dry i-can
I can be very dry and sarcastic. Hayden Panettiere
sarcastic graves bores
He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. Herbert Beerbohm Tree
sarcastic canada cold
I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a cold. Henry David Thoreau
sarcastic mother long
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. Gypsy Rose Lee
sarcastic dog done
A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all. James Boswell
sarcastic country genius
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent. Hugh Leonard
sarcastic baby mean
He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time. Eugene Field
sarcastic funny-life children
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is. Erma Bombeck
sarcastic way fifth-grade
I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed. Fiona Apple
sarcastic cuddling turkeys
It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey. Jeff Foxworthy
sarcastic mother legs
The best part of you ran down your mother's legs. Jackie Gleason
sarcastic winning loser
He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser. George C. Scott
sarcastic fun able
It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere. Christina Ricci