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sarcastic eye helping
Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes. "Because personal injuries are such a dignified thing to collect." "Are all governesses so sarcastic? Julia Quinn
sarcastic eye keyholes
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Molly Ivins
sarcastic tired bored
Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone. Kim Harrison
sarcastic sea sight
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. Mark Twain
sarcastic sarcasm stubborn
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. Mark Twain
sarcastic jobs real
In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that. Mark Twain
sarcastic sarcasm compliment
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough. Mark Twain
sarcastic sarcasm would-be
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. Mark Twain
sarcastic weather doors
In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy. Mark Twain
guy done tvs
I got to do a whole slew of TV movies playing the bad guy, including an episode of Smallville. That would never have happened if I hadn't done the Stand. Corin Nemec
guy deals my-friendship
I'm never going to be with a guy that can't deal with my friendship with him. Amanda Seyfried
guy camouflage helping
Camouflage doesn't help when the other guy is willing to defoliate the whole jungle. Andrew Vachss
guy grandfather friendly
I never talk much about my family, but my grandfather was friendly with these guys, with magicians and ventriloquists on the highest levels, and I was just interested. Ricky Jay
guy new-friends petty
I'm not exactly a guy who makes new friends easily. Tom Petty
guy important balls
There are guys on Tour who hit the ball further than me. I always thought it was important to have power, but more important to have power in reserve. Tiger Woods
guy radio would-be
I thought I would be a guy on the radio. Steven Wright
guy stage written
Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I'm not an improv guy. I'm a writer-guy who presents what he's written. Steven Wright
guy one-day no-money
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him. Steven Wright
want nervous breakdown
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. Art Buchwald
want what-you-want ifs
If peace is really what you want, then you will choose peace. Eckhart Tolle
want poverty world
But to the world no bugbear is so great, As want of figure and a small estate. Alexander Pope
want way cold
If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day, You have to go places quite out of the way, You have to go places no others can get to. You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too. Dr. Seuss
want able done
When I sit back in my rocking chair someday, I want to be able to say I've done it all. Dolly Parton
want senators
I don't want to be a senator. Deval Patrick
want kickboxing dialogue
I get to be in movies where it's mostly dialogue, and I want to be in something, that for me, feels like kickboxing. Derek Luke
want tough spots
As someone who grew up in tough circumstances, I know that being on public assistance is not a spot that anyone wants to be in. Dean Heller
want stuff forget
I wouldn't want to forget anything, even the weird stuff and the bad stuff. It makes you who you are. Amber Benson