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sarcastic eye keyholes
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Molly Ivins
sarcastic tired bored
Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone. Kim Harrison
sarcastic sarcasm would-be
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. Mark Twain
sarcastic weather doors
In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
sarcastic party sarcasm
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
sarcastic teeth useless
Useless as a pulled tooth. Mary Roberts Rinehart
sarcastic brother art
My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the ancient martial art of sarcasm. Nick Moran
sarcastic happened
I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.
sarcastic dream play
My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.' Natasha Leggero
dog cat animal
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead
dog humorous may
You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. Alfred Kahn
dog horse passion
He will hold thee, when his passion shall have spent its novel force, Something better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse. Alfred Lord Tennyson
dog moving heart
My dog does not care where heat comes from, but he cares that it comes, and soon. Indeed he considers my ability to make it come as something magical, for when I rise in the coal black pre-dawn and kneel by the hearth to make a fire, he pushes himself blandly between me and the kindling splits I have laid in the ashes, and I must touch a match to them by poking it between his legs. Such faith , I suppose, is the kind that moves mountains. Aldo Leopold
dog rain pet
Somewhere in the rain, there will always be an abandoned dog that prevents you from being happy. Aldous Huxley
dog years doubt
In a few years, no doubt, marriage licences will be sold like dog licences, good for 12 months.
dog atheist fear
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. . . . Dogs do not ritually urinate in the hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Asses do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat's meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough.
dog animal men
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
dog politics experts
Experts are just trained dogs. Albert Einstein
done checks alone-time
I spend a lot of time alone so I get a lot done. I don't do much else but work, check things out. Henry Rollins
done wells ifs
If something can be done 80% as well by someone else, delegate! John C. Maxwell
done imitation realistic
Imitation, if it is not forgery, is a fine thing. It stems from a generous impulse, and a realistic sense of what can and cannot be done. James Fenton
done true-success
True success is what you have done compared to what you could have done. Myles Munroe
done television want
My first Top of the Pops I didn't want to do. I was terrified. I'd never done television before. Seeing the video afterwards was like watching myself die. Kate Bush
done concerned
As far as I'm concerned, Twitter has wiped out Facebook. I'm done with Facebook. Kevin O'Leary
done want poverty
It's an objective fact, that if you want to solve some of these huge, kind of bigger problems of extreme poverty, you have to include the women. They're the ones who will get it done. Matt Damon
done reason theater
The reason I was in most of the movies I've done is that they paid for me to be in the theater. Nathan Lane
done weapons needs
If we do our deficit spending on weapons, at least we get weapons. Then if we need weapons, we have them. If we don't need them, no harm is done. P. J. O'Rourke