Quotes about sarcastic
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I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it. Mae West
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I've been things and seen places.
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I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
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I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
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I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
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The finest woman that ever walked the streets.
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It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
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Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present
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You are never too old to become younger!
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Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
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If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. Mark Twain
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I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
sarcastic men pieces
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
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I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness
sarcastic country ignorance
Americans are possibly the dumbest people on the planet. ...We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's happening outside our country. Our stupidity is embarrassing. Michael Moore
sarcastic wise foolish
He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one. John Wilmot
sarcastic thinking opinion
He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold. John Ruskin
sarcastic body green
His face is livid, gaunt his whole body, his breath is green with gall; his tongue drips poison. John Quincy Adams
sarcastic lips stampede
I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere. Noel Coward
sarcastic mustache common
She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.
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He's completely unspoiled by failure.
sarcastic cat games
The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said, "Challenge her. There's no guarantee she'll play fair, but her kind of thing loves games and challenges. Neil Gaiman
sarcastic careers stomach
He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own. Margaret Halsey
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. Kin Hubbard
sarcastic sarcasm thinking
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
sarcastic mother son
My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with. Melissa Rivers
sarcastic mean interesting
Writers are interesting people, but often mean and petty. Lillian Hellman
sarcastic sadness jokes
In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic. Lea Thompson
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Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. Laurence J. Peter