Quotes about sarcastic
sarcastic sarcasm cynicism
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. Gore Vidal
sarcastic book writing
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
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very funny my sarcastic friend Cassandra Clare
sarcastic attitude party
Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?" "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up like a genie. A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. "Oooh, a Shadowhunter," said the vampire. "Scary." With a wink he melted back into the crowd. "Vampires are such prima donnas," Magnus sighed from the doorway. "Honestly, I don't know why I have these parties." "Because of your cat," Clary reminded him. Magnus perked up. "That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.
sarcastic attitude genies
A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243-
sarcastic sarcasm whole
And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you. Homer
sarcastic men land
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
sarcastic knees moses
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees. Joan Rivers
sarcastic sarcasm looks
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. George Ade
sarcastic money sarcasm
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. Frank Lloyd Wright
sarcastic thinking america
The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I'm serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever. Heath Ledger
sarcastic kings way
The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time. Hayley Williams
sarcastic excitement life-is
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. Helen Rowland
sarcastic earth painting
There is one thing on earth more terrible than English music, and that is English painting. Heinrich Heine
sarcastic yellow white
She resembles the Venus de Milo: she is very old, has no teeth, and has white spots on her yellow skin.
sarcastic grease sausage
He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease. Henry James
sarcastic hurt feels
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Steven Wright
sarcastic cat sarcasm
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
sarcastic sarcasm would-be
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. Mark Twain
sarcastic weather doors
In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
sarcastic party sarcasm
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
sarcastic teeth useless
Useless as a pulled tooth. Mary Roberts Rinehart
sarcastic stupid ideas
He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea. John Steinbeck
sarcastic coffins silver
His smile is like the silver plate on a coffin. John Philpot Curran
sarcastic two water
This is one of those big, fat paperbacks, intended to while away a monsoon or two, which, if thrown with a good overarm action, will bring a water buffalo to its knees. Nancy Banks Smith
sarcastic hate enemy
He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him. Eddie Cantor
sarcastic might wells
If she was going to die, she might as well die sarcastic. Holly Black
sarcastic imbeciles jazz
Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles. Henry Van Dyke
sarcastic faces facts
I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic. James Fallows
sarcastic sarcasm men
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest. Laurence J. Peter
sarcastic character finals
The characters are so flat and the dialogue so dull you expect it to be one of those movies whose existence is justified by a big final twist. But it's three days after the screening, and still no twist. Maybe it's coming in the mail? Kyle Smith
sarcastic hurt way
What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank. Liberace
sarcastic sarcasm lost
Sarcasm is lost in print. Jon Cryer