Famous Quotes & Sayings

George Bernard Shaw

Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

George Bernard Shaw

It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

George Bernard Shaw

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

George Bernard Shaw

Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.

George Bernard Shaw

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

George Bernard Shaw

Better never than late.

George Bernard Shaw

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

Elsa Lanchester

She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.

Ginnifer Goodwin

Oh, my, yes. I was raised in this Southern culture where if a guy was sarcastic, that just meant he didn't know how to show his love - but secretly he cared! I completely bought that. The men I chased and the things I put up with - it was criminal.

J. D. Salinger

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

Ivy Compton-Burnett

Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life.

Jack London

Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.

Carrie Fisher

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

Carrie Fisher

Instant gratification takes too long.

Bill Vaughan

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

Bill Bryson

Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car.

George C. Scott

He had a winning smile, but everything else was a loser.

Christina Ricci

It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere.

Christina Ricci

It's so normal for a teenager to dress in black -- and be real unhappy and stay in your room and say sarcastic things. How could something so normal be considered morbid?

Hayden Panettiere

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

Herbert Beerbohm Tree

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

Henry David Thoreau

I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to Canada was a cold.

Gypsy Rose Lee

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

Groucho Marx

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

Groucho Marx

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

Golda Meir

Don't be humble... you're not that great.

Harold Wilson

Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.

Ignatius of Antioch

For some are in the habit of carrying about the name in wicked guile, while they still practice things unworthy of God. You must flee these as you would wild beasts. For they are ravening dogs, who bite secretly, against whom you must be on your guard, since they are men who can scarcely be cured.

Gore Vidal

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

James Boswell

A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.

Jennette McCurdy

Sorry I'm so sarcastic. I feel really bad about it.

Jeremy Northam

He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page.

Jessica Alba

I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things.