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He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Molly Ivins
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Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone. Kim Harrison
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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. Mark Twain
sarcastic weather doors
In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
sarcastic party sarcasm
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
sarcastic teeth useless
Useless as a pulled tooth. Mary Roberts Rinehart
sarcastic brother art
My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the ancient martial art of sarcasm. Nick Moran
sarcastic happened
I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.
sarcastic dream play
My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.' Natasha Leggero
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry