Famous Quotes & Sayings

Charles Dickens

Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.

Alan Bennett

So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

Alan Bennett

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

Edith Sitwell

A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.

Eddie Izzard

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

Eddie Izzard

You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!

Earl Wilson

He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

David Brinkley

The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.

David Brin

Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe.

Charles Dickens

Give me a moment, because I like to cry for joy. It's so delicious, John dear, to cry for joy.

Charles Caleb Colton

Where we cannot invent, we may at least improve; we may give somewhat of novelty to that which was old, condensation to that which was diffuse, perspicuity to that which was obscure, and currency to that which was recondite.

Charles Caleb Colton

If you are under obligations to many, it is prudent to postpone the recompensing of one, until it be in your power to remunerate all; otherwise you will make more enemies by what you give, than by what you withhold.

Charles Caleb Colton

Instead of exhibiting talent in the hope that the world would forgive their eccentricities, they have exhibited only their eccentricities, in the hope that the world would give them credit for talent.

Charles Caleb Colton

He that gives a portion of his time and talent to the investigation of mathematical truth, will come to all other questions with a decided advantage over his opponents.

Charles Dickens

Black are the brooding clouds and troubled the deep waters, when the Sea of Thought, first heaving from a calm, gives up its Dead

Charles Studd

True religion is like the smallpox. If you get it, you give it to others and it spreads.

Charles Stanley

You may have the gift of giving.

Charles Spurgeon

I have noticed that whenever a person gives up his belief in the Word of God because it requires that he should believe a good deal, his unbelief requires him to believe a great deal more. If there be any difficulties in the faith of Christ, they are not one-tenth as great as the absurdities in any system of unbelief which seeks to take its place.

Caitlin Moran

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

David Schwimmer

I had a mustache when I was 13.

Tom Lenk

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.

Bob Dylan

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

Billy Campbell

I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call 'indicating,' when you twirl your mustache.

Albert Einstein

Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

Chuck Palahniuk

At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop.

Tom Selleck

My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now.

John Oates

My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era.