Famous Quotes & Sayings

Lester Holt

I remember when I interviewed at MSNBC, one of the first things they said to me was, 'In your tapes, you had a mustache, right?' I said, 'Yeah, I recently took it off.' I said, 'If you hire me, you get to decide if you want it or not.' They said, 'No, no, we're fine with it now.'

Marty Feldman

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

Justin Bieber

I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!

David Schwimmer

I had a mustache when I was 13.

Caitlin Moran

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

Tom Lenk

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.

Bob Dylan

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

Billy Campbell

I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call 'indicating,' when you twirl your mustache.

Albert Einstein

Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

Ron Atkinson

The ball goes down the keeper's throat where it hits him on the knees to say the least.

Satchel Paige

Throw high risers at the chin; throw peas at the knees; throw it here when they're lookin' there; throw it there when they're lookin' here.

Zakk Wylde

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage.

Yves Saint Laurent

I don't really like knees.

Jonathan Schell

Reason must sit at the knee of instinct and learn reverence for the miraculous instinctual capacity for creation.

Mary Quant

A woman is as young as her knees.

Marian McPartland

I need to get up and walk around and keep my knees from getting bad, which is what's happening.

Oprah Winfrey

The true test of courage is to be afraid and to go ahead and do it anyway - to be scared, is to have your knees knocking, but to walk on in there anyway.

Bear Bryant

Never be too proud to get down on your knees and pray.

Leonard Cohen

You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline.

Hayley Orrantia

I can't stand jelly shoes. They're ugly and not comfortable.

Janet Evanovich

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

Janet Evanovich

Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him.

Jim Butcher

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Gene Mauch

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.