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football important firsts
The first 90 minutes of the match are the most important. Bobby Robson
football morning holiday
My idea of a perfect holiday is spending time with the family, waking up on Christmas morning or Thanksgiving morning, watching football all day, having the family come over, people you haven't seen. Morris Chestnut
football mode players team
We had a lot of football players on the team then. Once we got out of football mode we started making strides. Michael Beasley
football good needed signing taxation
That, for us, was as good as signing on the dotted line. There was a taxation issue, not a football issue, that needed sorting out. Steve McClaren
football crazy mean
Brazil is crazy about football. People, they wait for this moment, but this doesn't mean we are going to win the championship. That is the problem. Pele
football baby fun
Over the years I've learnt to live with two persons in my heart. One is Edson, who has fun with his friends and family; the other is the football player Pele. I didn't want the name. 'Pele' sounds like baby-talk in Portuguese.
football balls easier
Football's always easier when you've got the ball. Kevin Keegan
football strong team
I'm the head coach at LSU. I will be the head coach at LSU. I have no interest in talking to anybody else. I got a championship game to play, and I'm excited for the opportunity of my damn strong football team to play in it. Please ask me after. I'm busy. Thank you very much. Have a great day! Les Miles
football brother age-difference
I remember when I was 6 years old and my brother used to go seek out guys that were 13 to come over and play football against me while he was the 'permanent quarterback.' I didn't know exactly what the age difference was, but I was already playing against older guys. Junior Seau
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny successful
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. Drew Carey
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor trying
Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. Dylan Moran
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.
funny humor hair
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
funny moving humor
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! FRY HER!! FRY HER!"