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Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. Aziz Ansari
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I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets." Brad Williams
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Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians. Aubrey Plaza
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I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20. Tom Green
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I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but I wish I could be. Taylor Momsen
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I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role. Marcus Brigstocke
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Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke. Comedians, you're always in on the joke unless it's Andy Kaufman. Jim Carrey
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When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever. Hannibal Buress
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I love stand-up. I look at it as a way to always stay productive. I couldn't imagine only being an actor or a writer. Because what the hell do I do when I'm not working? Mope?
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A will is to make a decision how you should take care of yourself. Billy Blanks
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Randy is obviously an icon for this city. We'd love to have Randy be with us and finish his career with us. I think he knows that.
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People who didn't care for Mike play up the negative stuff. There were a lot of vocal folks who were anti-Mike. He was unpopular if the person who he was investigating was your trainer.
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The teachers union worked diligently during the last 21 months to secure a contract that will take care of the community, students and staff and make sure everything is equitable for everyone.
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The target is to run as good as you can every week. Everything else kind of takes care of itself.
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The thing that I'm most proud of, is tonight we got five kids in double digits. It's what we've been doing all year long. They don't care who scores and that's what I'm most proud of. They just play ball." ()
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Somebody somewhere is looking up to us as an example, and if we don't care about what we're doing to ourselves we should care about the path we're leading them down.
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Some people hold the environment over everything else, and they don't care who it hurts. Tom Doak
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Some people have morals, standards and ideals about quality, but I'm an American: I couldn't care less.
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Bombeck's Rug Rule: an ugly carpet will last for ever. Erma Bombeck
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The britishh seizure of Hong Kong was an aspect of one of the most ugly crimes of the britishh Empire: the takeover and destruction of India, and the use of India to flood China with opium. Robert Trout
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When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk. Eli Wallach
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