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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny literature pessimist
A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. Elbert Hubbard
funny baseball stupid
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean
funny golf mainly played space
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears. Bobby Jones
funny
I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things. Ashley Williams
brother hate hot
Hot hate is twin brother to hot love. Arthur Conan Doyle
brother pain evil
As a brother, a landlord, a master, she considered how many people's happiness were in his guardianship! -- How much of pleasure or pain it was in his power to bestow! -- How much of good or evil must be done by him! Jane Austen
brother people misanthrope
My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.' Craig Kilborn
brother hate kids
You have family", Bob said. "You have a wife who hates you. Kids who are furious with you. A brother and sister who make you insane. And a nephew who used to be kind of a drip but apparently is not so much of a drip now. That's called family". Elizabeth Strout
brother build monday motivation proud watching week
This week has been terrific. Watching my brother Monday night, I was so proud of him. It was motivation for me. ... This is something I can really build on. Sinorice Moss
brother uncles book
The term Big Brother is from George Orwell's book 1984 - where everyone's watched over by a network of cameras called Big Brother. I've never understood why Orwell chose that phrase for somebody watching you all the time. Isn't that more like Creepy Uncle? Craig Ferguson
brother exercise men
Women are supposed to be very calm generally: but women feel just as men feel; they need exercise for their faculties, and a field for their efforts as much as their brothers do; they suffer from too rigid a restraint, too absolute a stagnation, precisely as men would suffer; and it is narrow-minded in their more privileged fellow-creatures to say that they ought to confine themselves to making puddings and knitting stockings, to playing on the piano and embroidering bags. Charlotte Bronte
brother college goes good grow kicked
You get abused like that, and it's good for them. It's like big brother stuff. You get kicked around, and then when he goes to college you grow up. That's how we've got to look at this team. Chris Lowery
brother far near neighbour
Far better a neighbour that is near than a brother far off. Bible Bible
hate industry lose regret
We regret and hate to lose an industry of that caliber. Terry Austin
hate men roots
Or did you say it's the love of money that's the root of all evil? To love a thing is to know its nature. To love money is to known and love the fact that money is the creation of the best power within you, and your passkey to trade your effort for the effort of the best among men. It's the person who would sell his soul for a nickel, who is loudest in proclaiming his hatred of money - and he has good reason to hate it. The lovers of money are willing to work for it. They know they are able to deserve it. Ayn Rand
hate mean doe
I hate the word universal, because I don't know exactly what it means. The question is, does it work for the client? Travelers was a diversified, financial conglomerate that did very well. The businesses had nothing to do with each other. Jamie Dimon
hate compassion might
Rather than saying 'I hate mess', it might draw more compassion to say, 'mess terrifies me as a harbinger of catastrophe'. Alain de Botton
hate way handicapped
I hate the words 'handicapped' and 'disabled'. They imply that you are less than whole. I don't see myself that way at all. Aimee Mullins
hate winning watches
My whole thing is, haters are gonna hate, but haters are also going to click on your YouTube video just to watch it, so I don't really care. You helped me break the record. Even if you were watching just to hate on me, and now I hold the record, so I win. Miley Cyrus
hate book firsts
I hate sequels. They're never as good as the first book. Connie Willis
hate
Haters are going to hate. Dick Van Dyke
hate years world
I've organised for the last years, since I got the Nobel Prize actually, Anatomy of Hate Conferences all over the world, what is hate. Didn't help but at least they explored it. Elie Wiesel