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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny careers dumb
I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs so he wouldn't go anywhere while I checked the computer... I certainly wasn't going to kill him. That's hardly going to do my career any good, is it? Boy George
funny god humorous
If you gain, you gain all. If you lose, you lose nothing. Wager then, without hesitation, that He exists. Blaise Pascal
funny sorry humor
I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic. Bill Hicks
funny life distance
When I was younger I probably didn't understand something basic about tact, but I think it kept faint-hearted people at arm's distance and that's not such a bad thing, because life is short and I know the kind of people I want to work with. Debra Winger
ideas world chaos
Ideas govern the world, or throw it into chaos. Auguste Comte
ideas stories bigs
Once I'm given an idea for a story I have a million ideas on how it should be illustrated, but I don't have a big shoebox full of unfinished ideas. Brian Selznick
ideas narnia
That part of Rostrevor which overlooks Carlingford Lough is my idea of Narnia. C. S. Lewis
ideas long people
I work to promote the idea of sustainable capitalism driven by long-term considerations rather than quarterly profits, which seeks to better people's lives and the planet rather than destroy them. Al Gore
ideas people important
In many ways ideas are more important than people - they are much more permanent. Charles Kettering
ideas insane driving
Gotta head full of ideas that are driving me insane... Bob Dylan
ideas creating rational
I just don't understand why the idea of the universe creating itself is a rational one Dennis Prager
ideas speech towns
Obama has become too dependent on formal speeches and set town halls. His idea of mixing it up is taking off his jacket. Dee Dee Myers
ideas scales no-idea
I have no idea what I weigh. I don't even own a scale. Brooke Burke
laughing detest lament
No to laugh, not to lament, not to detest, but to understand. Baruch Spinoza
laughing love-again
I fell in love again (laughs). Jane Campion
laughing laugh-out-loud
I'm afraid to laugh out loud, because there's so much information. Catherine O'Hara
laughing asking done
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?' Carrot Top
laughing facts odd-thomas
If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends. Dean Koontz
laughing creepy
I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do. Craig Ferguson
laughing lust elbows
Then I heard someone laugh. I wished I didn't know whose laugh it was, but I knew Will's laugh just like I knew he had a small scar right above his left elbow. You couldn't be reluctantly lust-ridden for someone without noticing stuff about them. Elizabeth Scott
laughing opening
Here's to opening and upward... and to yourself and up with you and up with and up with laughing. e. e. cummings
laughing long matter
I'm a big believer in, no matter what you go through in life, as long as you can laugh your way through it, you're going to be okay. Alyssa Milano