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funny humor thinking
I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.' Adam Ferrara
funny humor thinking
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.' Adam Ferrara
funny stupid humor
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, 'Well, why'd you put this spoon in this drawer then?' 'Just to p-s you off, that's why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.' Adam Ferrara
funny baby humor
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a past life?' 'Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.' 'Don't you feel like we're soul...' Adam Ferrara
funny dad humor
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid. Adam Carolla
funny humor tuning
If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed. Adam Carolla
funny humor care
Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care. Adam Carolla
funny kings sex
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy! Adam Carolla
funny humor home
You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting. Adam Carolla
given likely present time
Opportunities are likely to present themselves, especially given a 6- to 12-month time horizon. Abby Cohen
given time
With more time I like to see the actors find something of their own places, so I can get their own ideas before I put mine in. Given they have a better idea more often enough. Peter Weir
given
God has given me so much. He expects so much out of me. Louis Zamperini
given gracious position
How gracious are the gods in bestowing high positions; and how reluctant are they to insure them when given. Lucian
given
Nothing was given to me, nothing was entrusted to me, nothing was assigned to me. Everything I have, I took by right. Francois Hollande
given hits people
All of those really big hits I remember. I put one on him. I've given people a lot of those. Bob Sanders
given marching political
All the political appointees have been given their marching orders. Mark Pearson
given
It's not what you've been given, it's what you do with what you've got. Eddi Reader
given progress seems since
The market's progress since then (Sept. 21) seems excessive, given the challenging environment. Thomas McManus
music lovers my-family
The music was my friend, my lover, my family. Maya Angelou
music morning exercise
I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. Herb Alpert
music-industry industry knows
But anyone who knows anything about the music industry knows it's not only about the music. Isaac Hanson
music order divergent
Music creates order out of chaos: for rhythm imposes unanimity upon the divergent, melody imposes continuity upon the disjointed, and harmony imposes compatibility upon the incongruous. Yehudi Menuhin
music rarely
I rarely listen to music while writing. I wish I could, but it distracts me. Mary Roach
music opinion soul
In my opinion the world is in need of real soul music. Usher
music people
If you have music that sounds like what you cover, people won't be able to differentiate who you are. Sam Tsui
music
If you put music into your Vine, and it's really jumpy, just do it over again. Maisie Williams
music people pop
If you try to do that in pop music - to play only rare show tunes, for example - people don't come. Bobby Short
nice road straight third win
This is our third straight win and to win on the road like this is a nice victory. Tim Ricketts
nice animal supportive
The Humane Society is so great to work with. Because everyone there is so nice and supportive, and they're all animal lovers like me. Bella Thorne
nice would-be results
Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result Bobby Robson
nice skills acting
T.V. acting is a great skill to have, and it's nice to have that stability. Debby Ryan
nice sarcasm play
Alright, you'll get your bonus, buy play nice with her. Keep your sarcasm to a minimum. (Kyrian) Yes, O Great Lord and Master. Be nice to woman, keep mouth shut. (Nick) Sherrilyn Kenyon
nice shoes shopping
Yes, e-commerce is a strange situation for an old guy like me. You can buy a TV online, OK, but to buy a dress or shoes? Ugh. The customer has to go back to the store and breathe and smell and have a good time. Because shopping is a good time - like going to a nice restaurant. Max Azria
nice thinking trying
I work myself into the ground. But I think I'm a nice friend and a good person, and I try to do my work as best I can. Mariah Carey
nice thinking cynical
I don't mock things, which makes me more vulnerable to mockery myself. If you're cynical, you're protected from mockery. But I have to be nice. I don't think I have irony. A sense of humour, yes, but not irony. Michel Gondry
nice weekend vexation
Any other vexations to report?" he asks. "I love the word 'vexations.'" "It's the 'x.' Nice to jump off a 'v' and bite into an 'x' like that." "Just the usual ones," she says. "How was the weekend?" "Vexing. Not really, I just wanted to say it. You? Michael Cunningham
people work
Some people like to go fishing, ... We like to work cattle. David Horn
people
Some people know how to teach, and some know how to do. Linda Pierce
people simplicity single
Some people just like the simplicity of a single ring. Elizabeth Jones
people pressure weed
Some people just can't take the pressure or the stress. Those are the people who we try to weed out. Wynne Wakley
people roar sure wants
Some people have that roar in their head, but I'm not sure I ever did. That live-fast-die-young thing. No one wants it really. Martin Freeman
people proposal spent time
Some people have spent a lot of time on this proposal already, Bill Bullard
people
Some people are better at handling the limelight than others. Richard Prince
people yelled
Someone yelled at me once, 'You never write about yourself.' People used to get so mad at me for that. But my definition of myself is completely up for grabs. I'm everywhere, just like we all are. Suzan-Lori Parks
people shut talk themselves willing
Some people would've shut themselves away, and she was never like that, ... She was very willing to go out and talk about it. Ian Jackson
personality poor runners
Runners are poor walkers. Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
personally
I don't think it has anything personally to do with Bob. Bill Nygren
personality age trying
If you're trying to be something you're not, whether it's an age or a certain type of personality, you're just going to be in misery. You have to own who you are, and part of who you are is your age. Julie Chen
work independent labor-day
Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. Abraham Lincoln
work creativity ideas
If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture that you are a victim of it. S. I. Hayakawa
work play people
When you work with people whom you like and you admire because they're so good at what they do, it doesn't feel like work. It's like you're playing. Stan Lee
work dangerous-ideas people
As a rule, the most dangerous ideas are not the ones that divide people but those on which they agree. Stephen Vizinczey
work shining saving
Saving nickels, saving dimes, working 'til the sun don't shine, looking forward to happier times. Roy Orbison
work redemption
Work ... is redemption. Rosanne Cash
work reign prototype
He who makes the quickest, coolest prototypes reigns! Tom Peters
work people disrespectful
Hire disrespectful people. Tom Peters
work smart doors
Wherever smart people work, doors are unlocked. Steve Wozniak