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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
funny niece dumb
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion
dogs due
The cadaver dogs are due in this afternoon. Vincent Creel
dog door next people
People got the right to know they live next door to a dog that's declared dangerous. Larry Adams
dog children married
I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso. Archie Panjabi
dog enjoy crosswords
I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles. Brian Jacques
dog men white
Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House. Calvin Coolidge
dog people way
People say I train dogs, but in many ways I train people. Cesar Millan
dog reality challenges
The reality is, if you have a high-level-energy dog, it's not going to be happy with a one-hour walk. Those types of dogs are going to require more than one hour of physical challenge in the outside world. Cesar Millan
dog reflection energy
The dog is a reflection of your energy, of your behavior. You have to ask, 'What am I doing?' That's the right question to ask. Cesar Millan
dog stopping criminals
You cannot "love" a dog out of her bad behavior, just as you can't "love" a criminal into stopping his crimes. Cesar Millan
thank-god world different
We thank God for having created this world, and praise Him for having made another, quite different one, where the wrongs of this one are corrected. Anatole France
thank-god theater
Thank God for the theater. Raul Julia
thank-god
I prayed, thanking God, for making it all possible for me, because I knew where I came from. Thomas Hearns
thank-god knows know-how
I thank God for happiness and sadnessIf you are never sad you will never know how good happiness is Shahrukh Khan
thank-god enough profit
I thank God to have it. I thank God that I finished it. And I hope that I will live enough to take profit of it. Max Azria
thank-god sometimes cheeseburger
Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers. Garth Brooks
thank-god rooms fit
The room where I am lodging is stupendous. Thank God I am as fit as a fiddle. Pietro Mascagni
thank-god sense-of-humor trouble
Thank God you've got a sense of humor, or you'd be in trouble. Eartha Kitt
thank-god trump billions
Thank God there aren't 1.6 billion Trumps. Edward Leigh