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comic constantly dna john mine stay trying
I'm constantly trying to mine the DNA of John Constantine and stay true to that character in the comic books. Matt Ryan
funny new-york divorce
Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage. Allan Sherman
funny girlfriend humor
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor kids
Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.
funny wall cancer
Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.
funny jesus humor
Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
funny girlfriend couple
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
funny mom couple
My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch "Schindler's List." And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can't believe it only happened once.
funny baby pain
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby.
funny dad father
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
good knew second south team
South is a very good team and I knew they were going to be much more competitive the second round. Marcelo Enriquez
good guy meal special speed teams
Special teams will be his meal ticket. He's got good speed and good hands. He's a real good 51, 52 or 53-type guy on the roster who can do a lot of things for you.
good penalty special teams
Special teams was good tonight, especially the penalty kill. Kyle McLaren
good hit hung needed opposition shot
One good shot from the opposition (centre guard) and that's all they needed to win. We had to hit at least three-quarters and it hung straight. That's curling.
good hands head hundred strong
One good head is better than a hundred strong hands Thomas Fuller
good
One can say all they want about politicians, but politicians to other politicians, their word is almost always good.
good guys help local love
Once you get to this point, you just want to see the local guys do well. Dustin is a good kid, and we love to help as much as possible.
good leap mentally screen sound wrap
Once you wrap that screen around, and you get really good sound you get immersed, ... You mentally make the leap that you're in this game. It's really amazing.
good
One day I'm going to write a straight-ahead story. I really want to, but I can't at the moment. I'm not very good at it right now. Stephen Malkmus
listening documentaries
I love going on BBC6 and BBC7 and listening to documentaries. Burn Gorman
teacher laughing crowds
Audiences of critical thinkers are my favorite kinds of audiences. There are jokes I tell in the show that don't get laughs unless I am in front of an audience of critical thinkers. Put me in front of a crowd of science teachers or astronauts! The guileless aren't our audience - it's the critical thinkers we love. Adam Savage
teacher
At our best, we're all teachers Maya Angelou
teacher children kids
I want to work with the teachers' union. But as I said out there, we have to put the kids first and we are letting down a generation of California children. It's not acceptable. Meg Whitman
teacher personality generations
As a teacher, as a propagandist, Mr. Shaw is no good at all, even in his own generation. But as a personality, he is immortal. Max Beerbohm
teacher want remember
I remember I used to come up to my teacher crying because I couldn't read. She would say: 'You can do this. You just don't want to do this. Max Brooks
teacher school college
A coach, especially at a college level - much more at a college or high school level, than at a pro level - you're more of a teacher than an actual coach. Matthew McConaughey
teacher environment divided
The work of education is divided between the teacher and the environment. Maria Montessori
teacher children book
The observation of the way in which the children pass from the first disordered movements to those which are spontaneous and ordered -- this is the book of the teacher; this is the book which must inspire her actions . . .
teacher children technique
In the psychological realm of relationship between teacher and child, the teacher's part and its techniques are analogous to those of the valet; they are to serve, and to serve well: to serve the spirit.