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Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices. Clarence Darrow
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I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
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I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.
funny sarcastic believe
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
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humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
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And man will go on. Man, not men. Ayn Rand
men years advice
That man has offered me unsolicited advice for six years, most of it bad. Calvin Coolidge
men happiness-and-success foundation
The seminary programs will help you as a young man or woman to lay a foundation for happiness and success in life. Richard G. Scott
men hands way-in-life
A man who wishes to make his way in life could do no better than go through the world with a boiling tea-kettle in his hand. Sydney Smith
men ideas thieves
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men years body
In a man's middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities. E. B. White
men long email
Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long. Douglas Coupland
men people men-and-women
When it comes to categorizing people, men and women into a group, it gets to be very dangerous. Donald Trump
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If you start getting involved with government on, this one gets this pay and this one gets that pay, then you say, where does it all start? Because you could have a woman that's much better than a man; you could have a woman that's not as good as a man.