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funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless. Doug Stanhope
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
funny might masters
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Donald Rumsfeld
funny sports football
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. Don Shula
funny dog blood
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see. Don Marquis
funny pregnancy humor
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.
funny birthday time
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
funny birthday meaningful
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
animal soul special
The virtue of a faculty is related to the special function which that faculty performs. Now there are three elements in the soul which control action and the attainment of truth: namely, Sensation, Intellect, and Desire. Of these, Sensation never originates action, as is shown by the fact that animals have sensation but are not capable of action. Aristotle
animal contrary dangerous eating lion people riding shark tiger
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see. 
animal years eric
A million years of evolution, Eric said bitterly, and what are we? Animals. Sylvia Plath
animal numbers kind
They'd branded me like some kind of animal. Lower than an animal. A number. Samantha Shannon
animal america political
I'm not really a political animal but I am rather fascinated by the meltdown of England and America. In the end, it seems as if America might come out of it, but I'm not sure if England is ever going to recover. Rupert Everett
animal desire reason
Don't allow your animal nature to rule your reason. Rumi
animal forests halfway
When we can converse with the animals, we will know the change is halfway here. When we can converse with the forest, we will know the change has come. Tom Robbins
animal race purpose
Purpose! Purposes are for animals with a hell of a lot more dignity than the human race! Just hop on that strange torpedo and ride it to wherever it's going.
animal games two
There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow. Tom Lehrer
appreciate coaches due great knowledge model players reasons role work
One of the big reasons why I was there was due to Kelly's recommendation. She is a great role model as an official. When I work with her I know coaches and players appreciate her knowledge of the game.
appreciate aware coaches fair forward move people
I am very aware of what I have and I appreciate what people have done for me to this point. But I also look at what other coaches have done and how they've been compensated, and I want to move forward in a fair and responsible way. John Brady
appreciate behind defense great played
Carlos was outstanding. They played great behind me, and I appreciate that probably more than any other pitcher, because I need my defense more than most. Kenny Rogers
appreciate beings enjoy experts food higher human level living monkeys
Monkeys don't enjoy or appreciate flavours. Experts have told us that human beings are the only beings that can appreciate food at this higher level and the only living beings that cook. Ferran Adria
appreciate bit business confidence family love nomadic shown stay
My family and I love it here. Our business is a little bit nomadic at times. We'd like to stay here as long as we can. I appreciate the confidence they have shown in me. Jim Mora
appreciate family
My family is No. 1. I appreciate my family more.
appreciate blown ring scientist
I don't think you have to be a ring scientist to appreciate this. I'm blown away. Carolyn Porco
appreciate believe includes longer people position shop
She's really OK. Her position is, 'I will shop where people appreciate my business, and I don't believe that any longer includes Hermes. Gayle King
appreciate
She does so much for me. How can I not appreciate her?