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The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. "Uh-oh," he thought. "This watering hole is reserved for skeletons. 
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When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
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When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
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The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
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Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
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Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
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Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
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I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.