Famous Quotes & Sayings

Becca Fitzpatrick

She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying

Bob Dylan

I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.

Alexander the Great

O Athenians, what toil do I undergo to please you!

Aeschylus

Death hath a fairer fame than a life of toil.

Alexander Pope

For when success a lover's toil attends,Few ask, if fraud or force attain'd his ends

Andy Warhol

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Colin Powell

Have a sense of humor to break the tension in times of great toil.

Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Orson Scott Card

The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.

David Alan Grier

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

Carolina Herrera

It's not all about beauty! It's also about a sense of humor.

Betty White

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Eartha Kitt

It's best if you can do things with a sense of humor and finesse.

Calvin Coolidge

Whenever I indulge my sense of humor, it gets me into trouble.

Ayn Rand

One loses everything when one loses one's sense of humor.

Anton LaVey

Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician.

D. Elton Trueblood

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor.

Dylan O'Brien

When a chick has a sense of humor, theres nothing more attractive.

Theodore Isaac Rubin

I must learn to love the fool in me - the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries.

Isaac Brock

I didn't mean to live in Portland. It was kind of an accident - I mean, the equivalent of my car breaking down there and me being like, 'Well... I guess this is what I'm doing. I just can't find a better alternate.'

Gin Wigmore

You break up, and you say something pathetic, or you don't even speak at all when someone's telling you they don't love you anymore. But then you think about it five minutes later, and you have all these great comebacks!

William Cavendish

These are excellent lessons to break him, and make him light in hand: but nothing puts a horse so much upon his haunches, and consequently makes him so light in hand, as my new method of the pillar.

Evel Knievel

Breaks your heart when your son doesn't love you.

Elizabeth Warren

Big corporations have money and power to make sure every rule breaks their way; people have voices and votes to push back.

Neil Hennessy

The overall market is in great shape. No matter what's thrown at the market, it doesn't want to break down ? the London bombings, interest rates, Rita. Uncertainty is a crippling attitude. But companies are still growing ? not as fast as before ? but they're still growing and hiring.

Becky G

My favorite holiday memory was sitting at home all day in my pajamas during winter break for school watching a bunch of old Christmas movies like 'Jack Frost' and 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' with my siblings and parents.

Bill Hader

I - at the table reads, I break constantly. If something is up there that I'm not expecting, I tend to - I can't help myself; I'll start laughing.