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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny stupid science
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
funny motivational inspiring
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
funny hilarious education
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
funny football distance
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
player thinking games
But the most obvious fact about praise -- whether of God or anything -- strangely escaped me. I thought of it in terms of compliment, approval, or the giving of honor. I had never noticed that all enjoyment spontaneously overflows into praise. ... The world rings with praise -- lovers praising their mistresses, readers their favorite poet, walkers praising the countryside, players praising their favorite game. ... I think we delight to praise what we enjoy because the praise not merely expresses but completes the enjoyment; it is its appointed consummation. C. S. Lewis
player florida color
But what I didnt want to have happen, and I made this clear to Jeremy (Florida AD), if I am able to go coach, I want to coach at one place, the University of Florida. It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach? I dont want to do that. I have too much love for this University and these players and for what weve built. Urban Meyer
player swings arms
Players who stand flat footed and swing with their arms are golfers, not hitters. Rogers Hornsby
player numbers league
I was always geared towards either wanting to finish number one or be number one as far as the best player that I could be, or be the best player at my position in the league. I wanted that to be a constant reminder to my teammates that they looked to their leader who is wearing that number, this is what you should strive for as well. Warren Moon
player guitar doubt
Without a doubt, Eddie Van Halen is the greatest guitar player who has ever lived. Zakk Wylde
player voice lakes
I like what Oliver Lakes does on the saxophone. The saxophone comes pretty close to the sound of the human voice and when Oliver plays with other sax players, it's like a dialogue. Yusef Komunyakaa
player decision playing-chess
Ralph... would treat the day's decisions as though he were playing chess. The only trouble was that he would never be a very good chess player. William Golding
players spoken
You shouldn't have spoken to the players like that. No, you should have. Roy Keane
player thinking judging
Do I use VORP? I may be using it and not even know it, and if I am, it's nobody's business. There are a lot of different criteria in judging players. I think I use, um, esoteric qualitative mathematical review times five. That's one of them. Ned Colletti
eight foul left seconds shots
We were down by two with eight seconds left to go, but they made some foul shots and we couldn't convert. Travis Paquet
eight job runs score six
If we score more than six runs, we should win. Eight runs have got to be enough to win. We've got to do a better job defensively.
eight lead worked
He worked his butt off for eight innings, and I go out there and give up the lead not once but twice. Jason Isringhausen
eight hours nine spending
I was spending eight to nine hours a day there, and some of that was dillydally time, Mark Schlereth
eight expecting kids last seven surprised
I would be surprised to have as many qualifiers as we did last year. I'm expecting to have seven or eight kids qualify.
eight five good hours losing momentum scene single wind
If the setups take too long, you wind up losing momentum. Momentum is very good for comedy. Not having to do eight setups in a single scene and have it take five hours is very good for comedy.
eight hurt minutes points
She scored more points in eight minutes than she scored in the first half. That really hurt us.
eight lived
She's lived in the U.S. for eight years now. So really, this was more of a formality.
eight fairly given kids leading nine team
On any given night, eight or nine different kids could be the leading scorer for us. We've got a team that is fairly deep.