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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
pay able ready
Once you have seen and felt your ideal future, you will be ready and able to pay any price to get there. Jim Rohn
pay people picking taxes
They should have people out there picking it up. We pay taxes for that. Pamela Jones
pay attention pay-attention
I said, I'm going to stand up and somebody is going to pay attention to me. Buddy Guy
pay support taxes work
We want to work legally, so we can pay our taxes and support the country, our country. Francisco Flores
pay
There are many new jobs, ... but they pay poorly.
pay cost said
Love always costs more than you can afford to pay," he said. "And it's always worth the price. Sarah Rees Brennan
pay
We pay taxes, and we help the city coffers.
pay next chance
Next time, please pay a fair price for the services you depend on. Those have a better chance of surviving the bubbles, Dave Winer
pay way degrees
You get the software you pay for. In every sense. To the nth degree. That's the way the world works.