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funny-relationship worry house
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. Roseanne Barr
funny-relationship people mind
A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?' Ronnie Shakes
funny-relationship divorce way
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. Will Rogers
funny-relationship math needs
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math. Mike Birbiglia
funny-relationship thinking men
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him. Mark Twain
funny-relationship kissing shopping
I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too. Maria Bamford
funny-relationship common understand-me
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common? Ashleigh Brilliant
funny-relationship use care
Of course we humans have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them. April Gornik
funny-relationship sacrifice able
If you really love one another, you will not be able to avoid making sacrifices. Mother Teresa