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I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
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Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
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Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
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I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
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Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
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Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
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As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
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What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
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The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable. Mark Roberts
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The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
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Ray Leonard was more of a favorite than Thomas Hearns that night. Thomas Hearns
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An earthquake strikes Haiti, and care packages from America are among the first to arrive - and not far behind are former Presidents Clinton and Bush. Mitt Romney
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Europe is in danger of overtaking North America as the second-worst spam-relaying part of the world. This continental shift is inevitable because as North America's percentage continues to fall, the rest of the world is witnessing a rise.
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Europeans are incredibly negative about America at the moment. I think they lose sight of the fact that the country's a very divided place right now. Gwyneth Paltrow
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During the quarter we had solid growth in the U.S., Canada and Latin America, with strong sales in the lubricant and household products business.
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Caterham realises corporate America and the American consumer market... is the largest consumer market in the world and it is something that needs to be part of Formula One. Alexander Rossi
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President Obama has created the image of an America under President Bush that routinely violated international law. Ben Shapiro