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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind. Adam Carolla
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian. Adam Carolla
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. Adam Carolla
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome. Adam Carolla
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. Adam Carolla
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. Adam Carolla
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that. Adam Carolla
wisdom true-life life-is
We live on the brink of disaster because we do not know how to let life alone. We do not respect the living and fruitful contradictions and paradoxes of which true life is full. Thomas Merton
wisdom prayer inspired
The only thing to seek in contemplative prayer is God; and we seek Him successfully when we realize that we cannot find Him unless He shows Himself to us, and yet at the same time that He would not have inspired us to seek Him unless we had already found Him. Thomas Merton
wisdom islamic people
He taught people with his best way. He showed his beauty. He was all good so peace be on him and his family. Saadi
wisdom rain limitless
Wisdom is like the rain. Its source is limitless, but it comes down according to the season. Rumi
wisdom islamic able
Innumerable changes of moods are yours, and they are uncontrolled by you. If you knew their origin, you would be able to dominate them. If you cannot localize your own changes, how can you localize that which formed you? Rumi
wisdom looks pearls
Whatever pearl you seek, look for the pearl within the pearl! Rumi
wisdom islamic men
Botha swimmer and a drowned man are in the water; the latter is borne by the water and controlled by it, while the swimmer is borne along by his own power and of his own volition. Every movement made by the drowned man - indeed, every act and word that issue from him - comes from the water, not from him... The saints are like this. They have died before death. Rumi
wisdom real islamic
Say Bismillah, In the name of God, as the shaykh does with a knife when he offers an animal. Bismillah your old self to find your real name. - Jalaluddin al Rumi
wisdom islamic ifs-and
The proposition that Muslims are welcome in Britain if, and only if, they stop behaving like Muslims is a doctrine which is incompatible with the principles that guide a free society. Roy Hattersley
peace men rights
The Universal Declaration of Human Rights recognizes that 'if man is not to be compelled to have recourse, as a last resort, to rebellion against tyranny and oppression', human rights should be protected by the rule of law. That just laws which uphold human rights are the necessary foundation of peace and security would be denied only by closed minds which interpret peace as the silence of all opposition and security as the assurance of their own power. Aung San Suu Kyi
peace war rome
A bad peace is even worse than war. Tacitus
peace our-world looks
Look heavenward and speak the word aloud. Peace. We look at our world and speak the word aloud. Peace. Maya Angelou
peace war educational
Establishing lasting peace is the work of education; all politics can do is keep us out of war. Maria Montessori
peace war widows
I'm not sentimental about war. I see nothing noble in widows. Paddy Chayefsky
peace art bread
Peace goes into the making of a poem as flour goes into the making of bread. Pablo Neruda
peace war tyrants
When the tyrant has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest...and there is nothing to fear from them, then he is always stirring up some war Plato
peace honesty powerful
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral. Paulo Freire
peace moving destiny
The enemy aggressor is always pursuing a course of larceny, murder, rapine, and barbarism. We are always moving forward with high mission, a destiny imposed by the deity to regenerate our victims while incidentally capturing their markets, to civilize savage and senile and paranoidal peoples while blundering accidentally into their oil wells or metal mines. John T. Flynn