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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny birthday beauty
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. Coco Chanel
funny problem said
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. Bob Edwards
funny humor people
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Billy Connolly
funny witty humorous
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly
travel matter scene
It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene. Brian Eno
travel home leaving
Everybody has to leave, everybody has to leave their home and come back so they can love it again for all new reasons. Donald Miller
travel agency world
The traveler used to go about the world to encounter the natives. A function of travel agencies now is to prevent this encounter. Daniel J. Boorstin
travel teaching famous-inspirational
Adventure is worthwhile in itself. Amelia Earhart
travel heaven destination
Heaven's my destination. Thornton Wilder
travel life-is-short world
... life is short and the world is wide Simon Raven
travel voyages lasts
There is one voyage, the first, the last, the only one. Thomas Wolfe
travel space far-away
When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere. Robert A. Heinlein
travel kings regret
Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let, fifty cents. No phone, no pool, no pets, ain't got no big regrets. Two hours of pushin' broom, buys an eight by twelve, four-bit room. I'm a man of means, by no means, king of the road. Roger Miller
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?' Jon Jansen
people talk
People talk about the money, but it had nothing to do with the money, John Abraham
people phone
people that want to use the phone a lot. Andrew Sukawaty
people
People that like snow, need to get out there and play in it. Paul Douglas
people question quit seems talked
People that I've talked to today, their question seems to be: Will he quit again? Nancy Cole
people
People are used to us being onstage for a while. Chris Squire
people seeing
People are used to seeing actors in LA. Jeremy London
people police turning
People are turning up and the police turning them away. Andrew Spence
people satellite trying waiting
People are trying to look at satellite photos, and people are trying to get in there to look. Unfortunately it's not only impassable but dangerous. We're still waiting to hear. Joe DeRupo