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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor thinking
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable. Craig Ferguson
funny dance football
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. Craig Ferguson
funny humor appreciate
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. Craig Ferguson
travel matter scene
It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene. Brian Eno
travel home leaving
Everybody has to leave, everybody has to leave their home and come back so they can love it again for all new reasons. Donald Miller
travel agency world
The traveler used to go about the world to encounter the natives. A function of travel agencies now is to prevent this encounter. Daniel J. Boorstin
travel teaching famous-inspirational
Adventure is worthwhile in itself. Amelia Earhart
travel heaven destination
Heaven's my destination. Thornton Wilder
travel life-is-short world
... life is short and the world is wide Simon Raven
travel scotland population
It is true that I once refused to eat haggis in Scotland and this did not sit well with the local population. Rick Riordan
travel voyages lasts
There is one voyage, the first, the last, the only one. Thomas Wolfe
travel wall men
It is men who make a city, not walls or ships. Thucydides
people risen
People see me and they think, "He's risen from the dead. Richard M. Nixon
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?' Jon Jansen
people talk
People talk about the money, but it had nothing to do with the money, John Abraham
people smarter
People think I'm stupid. But I'm smarter than most people. Paris Hilton
people
People think I'm Snow White... the most boring person in the world! Andrea McLean
people
People think if you made that much money, then you're getting over on the system. Keith Smith
people
People think Berlusconi is just clutching at straws. Richard Owen
people shoot tall
People think because he's tall that he can't shoot the ball, but he can get on. Jeremy Kendle
people perspective women
People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women. Jen Kirkman