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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny sports humor
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor men
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old. Craig Ferguson
funny night london-olympics
Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.
travel matter scene
It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene. Brian Eno
travel home leaving
Everybody has to leave, everybody has to leave their home and come back so they can love it again for all new reasons. Donald Miller
travel agency world
The traveler used to go about the world to encounter the natives. A function of travel agencies now is to prevent this encounter. Daniel J. Boorstin
travel teaching famous-inspirational
Adventure is worthwhile in itself. Amelia Earhart
travel heaven destination
Heaven's my destination. Thornton Wilder
travel adventure science
The end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started. T. S. Eliot
travel inspiration reflection
We are what our thoughts have made us; so take care about what you think. Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far. Swami Vivekananda
travel live-life motivational-workout
All growth starts at the end of your comfort zone. Tony Robbins
travel morning stars
I left my heart in San Francisco, high on a hill, it calls to me. To be where little cable cars climb halfway to the stars, the morning fog may chill the air, I don't care. My love waits there in San Francisco, above the blue and windy sea, when I come home to you, San Francisco , your golden sun will shine for me. Tony Bennett
people train year
People train for this all year like the Olympics. Michael White
people winter
People think, 'It's a winter hike, I don't have to take as much water,' but they do. Sarah Davis
people risen
People see me and they think, "He's risen from the dead. Richard M. Nixon
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?'
people talk
People talk about the money, but it had nothing to do with the money, John Abraham
people war
People stumbled into the war by making mistakes.
people
People still would have the right to go to court, Tom Daschle
people time watch
People still watch 'Full House' all the time. It's on three times a day! Jodie Sweetin
people stars
People still want it, that's why the old stars are still doing it.