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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny careers dumb
I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs so he wouldn't go anywhere while I checked the computer... I certainly wasn't going to kill him. That's hardly going to do my career any good, is it? Boy George
funny god humorous
If you gain, you gain all. If you lose, you lose nothing. Wager then, without hesitation, that He exists. Blaise Pascal
funny sorry humor
I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic. Bill Hicks
funny life distance
When I was younger I probably didn't understand something basic about tact, but I think it kept faint-hearted people at arm's distance and that's not such a bad thing, because life is short and I know the kind of people I want to work with. Debra Winger
travel matter scene
It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene. Brian Eno
travel home leaving
Everybody has to leave, everybody has to leave their home and come back so they can love it again for all new reasons. Donald Miller
travel agency world
The traveler used to go about the world to encounter the natives. A function of travel agencies now is to prevent this encounter. Daniel J. Boorstin
travel teaching famous-inspirational
Adventure is worthwhile in itself. Amelia Earhart
travel heaven destination
Heaven's my destination. Thornton Wilder
travel life-is-short world
... life is short and the world is wide Simon Raven
travel voyages lasts
There is one voyage, the first, the last, the only one. Thomas Wolfe
travel night flames
It's a battered old suitcase to a hotel someplace, and a wound that will never heal. No prima donna, the perfume is on an old shirt that is stained with blood and whiskey. Goodnight to the street sweepers, the night watchmen flame keepers and goodnight, Matilda, too. Tom Waits
travel space fiction
Time travel used to be thought of as just science fiction, but Einstein's general theory of relativity allows for the possibility that we could warp space-time so much that you could go off in a rocket and return before you set out. Stephen Hawking
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?' Jon Jansen
people talk
People talk about the money, but it had nothing to do with the money, John Abraham
people rid trying understand
People are trying to get rid of the material, and this is the way they're doing it. What they don't understand is that it is very dangerous. Bill Sterling
people
People are too serious. All the time, too serious. Dalai Lama
people strikes tired
People are tired of strikes and disruptions. There is a sense of fatigue. Yubaraj Ghimire
people
People are telling me I might be going back to MotoGP, but a rumour is a rumour. Casey Stoner
people talking
People are talking so loud, like the person on the other end is deaf. Randy Turner
people talking time visibility
People are talking about Wyoming. We've had more visibility from this movie than we've had in a long time from a movie. Diane Shober
people talking
People are talking about us again, so that's good. Dale Tallon