Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Pierce

Kelsey Grammer is wickedly funny. He's like an 8-year-old child. He's always doing pranks, and we have a great time.

Rob McKittrick

He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen.

Trevor Noah

Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing.

Taylor Hawkins

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

Shaquille O'Neal

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural.

Maddie Ziegler

I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.

Seth Rogen

I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.

Quentin Crisp

Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave

Katie Holmes

I watched a porno once, it was really funny.

Kevin Young

I think that must be the dumbest one I've ever heard. I mean, every year you hear more and more rumors and some of them are so out there that after a while you just start forgetting about them.

Mark Giesy

We made some dumb decisions. We were up and down. But we sank the shots when we needed to at the end of the game.

Brian Vickers

I guess the NASCAR meetings haven't been enough for some people. I have no idea what he was thinking. That was one of the dumbest things I've seen. I hope I don't find him.

Mark E. Smith

If there were a hell for dumb decisions,

Norman Thomas

The doctrine of thrift for the poor is dumb and cruel, like advising them to try and lift themselves by their bootstraps.

John Larson

It's not a pretty sight. If you're going to do it, you might as well look just as dumb as the rest of them.

Rod Wright

Not to take anything away from Oklahoma State, but it was just dumb mistakes we made,

Bob Davies

It was probably one of the dumbest things I ever did, ... If I could undo it, I would.

Bob Clarke

It was just re-grouping. We were an undisciplined team (Monday). When things got bad, we got worse. We can't play dumb like that.

Richelle Mead

Everyone wanted what she couldn't have.

Tullian Tchividjian

I was afraid that if I surrendered my life over to God, God would tell me not to do those things that I desperately wanted to do.

Robert Rodriguez

The only thing I ever wanted to do is never have to work a day in my life.

Rod Stewart

Between 21-30 women go through humungous changes. After that, they've generally achieved what they wanted, and they're more settled.

Zayn Malik

I just wanted somebody to tell me that I could sing.

Rick Springfield

Once I discovered music, I knew what I wanted to do.

Kevin Bacon

I always wanted, and still aspire, to be something more than just one thing, just one performance.

Jodi Picoult

You could only save someone that wanted to be saved; otherwise, you'd be be dragged down for the count, too.

John Green

I liked being a person. I wanted to keep at it.