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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. ![]()
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Imagine what we can do if we took this tournament to 1.3 million people as opposed to just Greensboro. There's a huge market for this golf tournament that's just waiting to be tapped into. Bobby Long
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I was thinking to myself yesterday, 'You know, I'm 3-over and I still love the golf course,' Jerry Kelly
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Why do we work so hard to feel so terrible? Hollis Stacy
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I can't see anyone coming out, because the players feel it is no one's business. We all stick together. We're a very tight group. It would be too hard for just one person to do, too stressful. And why should it make a difference? The LPGA is about golf. Hollis Stacy
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The competition I played against was fantastic, but golf is a different game now. The courses have shrunk because the equipment has gotten better. They're hitting the ball 10 to 15 percent farther because of the changes in the golf ball. Hollis Stacy
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Women's golf definitely hit a bump in the road. We lost some tournaments due to a combination of things led by the downturn in the economy. Hollis Stacy
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I don't like the way most people dress on the golf course. I think it's pretty bland, pretty boring. Ian Poulter
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As I look back on my 51 years of coaching, ... that is the hardest thing to explain. Bobby Bowden
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At this point, it's hard to imagine him not pitching forever. Dusty Baker
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(Diver) Ryan Jones qualified for State in El Dorado last weekend. So Cody is working hard so he can qualify for State. Terri Lemos
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DirecTV is having a hard time getting compensated appropriately for what they've delivered, Rob Sanderson
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Could they be a little more aggressive? Yes. Should they be a lot more aggressive? It's hard to say. Mark Greenberg
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I don't actually have to think very hard when I'm writing. I mean, there are times where it's a task, and you have to plug away and plug away. But then there are times when a song writes itself in 15 minutes, and you're just struggling to keep up with it. Patty Griffin
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I've now discovered that if you know what you want and try hard to achieve it, everyone else will try hard, too. Paul Arden
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I didn't really like the aloneness of doing stand-up. The comedians by nature weren't very - I mean, they were sociable, but they hung out in cliques, and it's very hard to get accepted; lots of competition. Steve Buscemi
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When a team shoots 72 percent, you're not really playing much defensively. Tubby Smith