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funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
funny sarcastic yield
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
funny humorous soul
She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.
funny humorous expectations
I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.
funny humorous rolling
For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.
funny humorous majority
In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article
funny humorous thinking
Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.
kids scientist natural
Kids are natural scientists. Alan Alda
kids thinking alcohol
I think I was a pretty energetic kid. Well, I was energetic until about my mid-20s when I discovered alcohol. That's not entirely true, but you get older and the edge comes off. Chris Carmack
kids artist long
I want to invest and have my own record label and artists. I want to have a business where my kids, kids, kids will still have something going on long after I'm gone. Chingy
kids feel-good focus
It's important that the kids stay busy. It's important that they have something to focus on, and something that they feel good about. Chita Rivera
kids thinking role-models
When any of us thinks of ourselves as a role model - whether thats as a parent being observed by their kids or a leader under the microscope of their followers - it creates a natural stepping up of how we carry ourselves and what we expect from ourselves. Chip Conley
kids guy age
I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it. Eddie Murphy
kids want emotion
The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they're in a good mood.
kids son interesting
I grew up the son of a director and grew up on sets myself, so I was the kid getting dragged around from this set to that set and I loved it. There's something about it which is really interesting. Dean Cain
kids want legacy
I don't want to leave my kids an inheritance, I want to leave them a legacy Daymond John
your-side people body
When you have a well developed body and you're confident, you see people bending your way, wanting to be on your side, wanting to do things for you. Arnold Schwarzenegger
your-side negative needs
The congresspersons who are co-sponsoring the bill are being beat up in their districts with negative advertising. We need to go to them and say we understand; we're here to help and on your side. Charlie Norwood
your-side sides bad-times
Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times. Charles M. Schulz
your-side sea tides
In high seas or in low seas, I'm gonna be your friend... I'm gonna be your friend. In high tide or in low tide, I'll be by your side... I'll be by your side. Bob Marley
your-side creative sides
If you had only truth, goodness, and harmony on your side, and the complete absence of the other, there would be no creative impulse. Deepak Chopra
your-side earthquakes feet
So we can simulate Richter-10 earthquakes. We simulate 70-foot waves coming into these things. Very cool. We basically say no human should ever be required to do anything, because if you judge by Chernobyl and Fukushima, the human element is not on your side. Bill Gates
your-side sides
You don't count the dead, when god's on your side. Bob Dylan
your-side bystanders perception
Bring the viewer to your side, include him in your thought. He is not a bystander. You have the power to increase his perceptions and conceptions. Dorothea Lange
your-side government political
The beginning of political wisdom is the realization that despite everything you’ve always been taught, the government is not really on your side; indeed, it is out to get you. Robert Higgs