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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny sports humor
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor men
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old. Craig Ferguson
funny night london-olympics
Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours. Craig Ferguson
dreams work
Dreams do come true, but you have to work for them. Bob Crawford
dreams leagues
One day, one of my dreams is to someday get to do Nemo in '20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.' Nicolas Cage
dream incredible score true
It would be a dream come true to score and incredible to score the winner. David Healy
dreams easier finish nice
It was a little easier in the dreams, ... It's nice to finish it off the way I did. Carl Pettersson
dream tour
I've been on the tour for 12 years, and the big dream has always been to get a world title. Joel Parkinson
dreams role songs
I understand it's my role to realize people's dreams. I'm O.K. with that so long as my songs are my own. No one can take my songs away from me. Ayumi Hamasaki
dream few field maybe minutes scoring three
This is awesome. It's what you dream of -- maybe dream of just getting on the field for a few minutes or maybe scoring a goal. But three ... Eddie Johnson
dream gets golf good home open win
This is as good as it gets - to win the Open Championship at the Home of Golf is a dream come true. Tiger Woods
dream
This is a real dream for us because this is what you dream about. Roy Jackson
kids tough wrestler
It was tough for every wrestler to get through (to state). There are a lot of kids that aren't going who could be. Tom Stern
kids special success testament
This is special because it's my alma mater and being to be a part and have that success here. We didn't get here because I'm a genius. This is a players' accomplishment and a testament to the kids we've had play here. Brian Idalski
kids doors color
My fans saw 'Roll Bounce,' but also that older crowd who might not have been familiar with me on the music tip saw 'Roll Bounce' and loved it. 'Roll Bounce' opened up that door for me to have older people love Bow Wow and opened up that door so all of the kids would love Bow Wow. My fan base is really diverse; it's all ages and all colors. Bow Wow
kids last lost order summer team time tribute win
This win is a real tribute to our kids. We lost a lot from last season's team and these kids really put in the time during the summer in order to get back to this point. Jason Dominick
kids littles rosy
I was a little chubby, rosy-cheeked kid. Brad Goreski
kids bolivia next
Kid, the next time I say let's go someplace like Bolivia. Let's go someplace like Bolivia. Butch Cassidy
kids cutting laughing
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family. Busy Philipps
kids together way
Puppies and kids naturally go together, but it's up to the adults to teach them how to do it the right way. Cesar Millan
kids thinking needs
We accept the need to train extensively to fly a plane; but think instinct should be enough for marrying and raising kids. Alain de Botton