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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny successful
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. Drew Carey
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor trying
Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. Dylan Moran
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.
funny humor hair
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
funny moving humor
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! FRY HER!! FRY HER!"
games good honestly honor miss remember
It was an honor to be a part of history, but honestly I don't remember all the games we've played. I do remember the trips, though, and that's what we will miss the most ? all those good times. Michael Beasley
game guarded matter took tough
Tucker took the game over. No matter who guarded him, he was tough for us to handle. Quin Snyder
game help nerves nervous yes
Yes, yes a lot. I was probably more nervous for this game than I have been in a long time. Nerves help sometimes, though. Ben Olsen
game talked todd
Todd and I have already talked about this. This will be the game we play here every year.
game games lost road
You can just see it in their faces. It's not the same team. Because we lost one game or two games on the road and it was like the end of the year. When you think about that, it doesn't make sense. At all.
game point runs score three tough uphill worst
We wanted to be .500 at worst at this point (of the season), and now we're three and five. That makes it an uphill battle. You make it tough on yourself when you score 10 runs in a game and don't win.
game run tempo
We wanted to tempo the game defensively to get some run outs. We wanted them to play fast.
game sweden tournament
We wanted to take this whole tournament one game at a time. We knew, going into this game, that we couldn't take Sweden lightly. Gillian Apps
game shake soon
We wanted to shake off (the Nogales) game as soon as we could and show everyone else that we are going to be right there.
girls situation sports
The situation in disability sport is growing, and girls like Ellie Cole are doing wonders. Natalie du Toit
low
We didn't have low expectations in Iowa, we had no expectations in Iowa. Rick Davis