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I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know this is someone else's territory. 
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I know firsthand that educators are the most overworked and underpaid people around. It influenced me in that it was always about family first, and education was right next to that. There was never any question about whether I was going to college. Wendy Williams
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Rockefeller College is one of the premier places in the country to study politics, governance, policy, and public administration, Frank Thompson
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With the corporatization and privatization of higher education, it is increasingly more difficult for colleges and universities to expand and deepen democratic public life, produce engaged critical citizens, and operate as democratic public spheres. Henry Giroux
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Once he adjusts to the college game, he's going to be a very good player. He's already very strong.
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I want to raise this money for pre-paid college tuition for his kids and to help her pay the bills.
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It was mandatory in college that we had to wear a suit. I think it's kind of funny ? now we get the opportunity to make millions and millions of dollars and we're required to wear suits. Well, we were required to wear them in college when we made nothing. Dikembe Mutombo
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I've had a couple schools talk to me, but I've not decided on a specific college yet. I definitely want to keep playing.
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The people of the Third World need our sympathetic understanding and, much more than that, they need our help. We can provide them with a margin of survival by internal disruption in the United States. Whether they can succeed against the kind of brutality we impose on them depends in large part on what happens here. Noam Chomsky
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Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer. Anthony Jeselnik
funny girlfriend couple
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
funny dad father
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.
funny blessed dental
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. Ann Landers
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
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If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.
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At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.
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Luck is when preparedness meets opportunity. Earl Nightingale
opportunity
When you meet someone with a vision, you have to give them a shot and an opportunity to see what they can do. Richard Hatch
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I began to look at all events and all things as relevant, an opportunity to take or avoid. Amy Tan
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I prefer to be an equal-opportunity offender of the guitar. Rick Nielsen
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If you had the opportunity and some talent, there was no way you couldn't progress, because it was an open market. There was the advertising world, and there was the documentary world. Richard Donner
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Chefs have a new opportunity - and perhaps even an obligation - to inform the public about what is good to eat, and why. Rene Redzepi
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A philosopher being asked what was the first thing necessary to win the love of a woman, answered, Opportunity! Thomas Moore
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All Of Us Might Wish At Times That We Lived In A More Tranquil World....(yet) Our Times Are Challenging And Filled With Opportunity. Thomas Paine
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Men who look upon themselves born to reign, and others to obey, soon grow insolent; selected from the rest of mankind their minds are early poisoned by importance; and the world they act in differs so materially from the world at large, that they have but little opportunity of knowing its true interests, and when they succeed to the government are frequently the most ignorant and unfit of any throughout the dominions.