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funny hilarious laughter
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. Douglas Adams
funny humor technology
The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.
funny witty humor
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
funny humor race
Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence.
funny science law
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
funny education humor
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
funny god crazy
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
funny writing thinking
Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way. Doris Lessing
funny mind small-things
Small things amuse small minds.
mind needs realizing
I've gotten to the point where I realize that I need to tell my truth in music and not walk around blabbing my mind. Ben Folds
mind today tomorrow
Where I am today, is where my mind and will put me, where I am tomorrow is where my mind will put me. Billy Blanks
mind minor pat worst
Everything is minor in my mind right now. The worst right now is Pat Clark. Chan Gailey
mind
There's still this overriding thing of being commercial, which is always on your mind. Barry Gibb
mind question stronger
There's no question in my mind we will be a stronger company. John Dillon
mind obama
There's no question in my mind that I think I would have been a better president than Barack Obama has been. Mitt Romney
mind question regional
There's no question in my mind it will reopen, ... We need out regional labs.
mind
There's not a doubt in my mind that you will see a spate of municipal-bond defaults.
mind problem
The problem is, after he testifies, he can't get it out of his mind and he has to be hospitalized.
small-things
It is no small thing, this, for a woman: freedom. Philippa Gregory