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A writer is like a bean plant, he has his little day, and then he gets stringy. E. B. White
american-comedian army-and-navy
I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough. Jay London
american-comedian putting
I started getting on my feet and clowning around, and they ended up putting me in a play when I was 12. And I was hooked. Tim Robbins
american-comedian closed saw someplace
I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else. Jay London
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With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check. Mike Epps
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The fact that that really is my life, and that my husband Matt - who you see on the show - is like the most normal guy in the world. Kathy Griffin
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I was the same kind of father as I was a harpist - I played by ear. Harpo Marx
american-comedian needed scene shoot written
I had written in another draft a completely different kind of fight, but they said they couldn't afford to shoot it. They needed a fight scene, though, so I was told to put a fight scene in, but not the one I had written. Dana Carvey
american-comedian dishes hate later months six start wash
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers
cheaper demand value
You are going to get much better value from x86 processors and the demand for cheaper processors is growing. Martin Reynolds
cheaper food lessen level lighter
We ought, therefore, to lessen the price of food to our manufacturers, and place them more on a level with the manufacturers who have cheaper food, and also much lighter taxation. Joseph Hume
everybody known push
Southwest has made it well known to everybody they're going to push this matter, Kevin Cox
everybody good guys knows pitching stops
Everybody knows good pitching stops good hitting. Our guys are pitching great. Gary Sheffield
everybody feels good jobs knows
Everybody knows Ben's our go-to guy. But it feels good to know we're all doing our jobs, too. Dominique Johnson
everybody red
Everybody wanted to see it. I told the guys, I want a red one. Aaron Rowand
everybody good needed nick pitching run utility
Everybody wanted to run me out of town. But Nick was going to be a utility infielder, and we needed pitching arms. We got a good one. John Schuerholz
everybody prove season stay
Everybody wanted to come back this season and prove we can do it. We just have to stay focused. Paul Cruz
everybody gave
Everybody wanted to be in it. We gave it everything we had and we'll just keep trying. Kevin Harvick
everybody gave
Everybody wanted to be in it, but we gave it everything we had and we'll just keep trying, Kevin Harvick
everybody eyes living wake
Everybody wake up, if you're living with your eyes closed. Dave Band
heck people
People go, 'What the heck is this guy? H. Judd
heck hold possible white
You would like to hold them off as long as possible and to be honest, we did that. Congratulations to the White Sox. They've had a heck of a year. Alan Trammell
heck hottest races
one of the hottest races I've ever been in. This is a heck of a way to make a living. Cale Yarborough
heck shot
I don't know if I have a shot in heck in doing it, but I'm going to give it a try. David Smith
heck rather sound win
I'd rather win one, ... It would sound a heck of a lot better. Rusty Wallace
heck job jumping lay virginia west
West Virginia did a heck of a job jumping on us. The only consolation is we didn't lay down and die. Mark Richt
heck stepped
Patrick stepped in there and did a heck of a job. And I don't know if you can say enough about Santana. Joe Gibbs
needs program toward
This is not a self-correcting problem. PERA needs to be put on a long-term program toward solvency. Dick Lamm
needs internet bigs
Your needs are big because the Internet is big. Jamie Zawinski
needs generations generation-gap
Every generation needs regeneration Charles Spurgeon
needs enough enjoy
You need someone to love, and something to do that you enjoy, and something to hope for, and that's enough for me. Dick Van Dyke
needs looks who-we-are
No matter who we are or where we live, deep inside we all feel incomplete. It's like we have lost something and need to get it back. Just what that something is, most of us never find out. And of those who do, even fewer manage to go out and look for it. Elif Safak
needs package provided total
Boeing has always provided a competitive package of total compensation that addresses the needs of all employees. Jerry Calhoun
needs fiction fantasy
A rustic setting always suggests fantasy; to suggest science fiction, you need sheet metal and plastic. You need rivets. Orson Scott Card
needs dictator ends
We need a Napoleon. An Alexander. Except that Napoleon lost in the end, and Alexander flamed out and died young. We need a Julius Caesar, except that he made himself a dictator, and died for it. Orson Scott Card
needs failing
You need to have the courage to fail. Robert Kiyosaki
paying tangible
You're paying a lot for these licenses, but you're getting a lot, too. These are real, tangible benefits. Laura DiDio
paying
No one wanted to volunteer, so I did. I thought I'd try it. They were paying for the course. Rich Vallinaggi
paying taken year
If this is what we are paying $192 a year for, then we just got taken for another ride. Tom Smith
paying wasting
I don't like paying too much for anything or wasting it. I think that I'm more of a balanced individual rather than a dichotomy. John Caudwell
paying
I had a pension that I was paying into for 27 years... It's now worth less than a Herman Cain endorsement. Martin Bashir
paying racial seen simple truth
We are now paying the price. This should not be seen as a racial argument, but as a simple truth of management. Pieter Mulder