Quotes about american-comedian
american-comedian ask busy
If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. Lucille Ball
american-comedian found movies recently stuff super works
I recently found out about this other super movie star. He only works from about 11:00 to 4:00, so all his movies take like 120 days. But this was a lot of stuff to do in 35 days. Dana Carvey
american-comedian invested money
I have to much money invested in sweaters. Bob Hope
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I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night. Chris Elliott
american-comedian concert dad gone nicer sync
I have not gone to an 'N Sync concert personally. But my dad did a part in Lance Bass' new movie. He could not be a nicer young man. Ben Stiller
american-comedian comic speaks
In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first. George Carlin
american-comedian assemble freedom means neutral people race speak
I'm neutral in this race but I'm for freedom of speech, which means people should be able to assemble and speak without being shouted down. Al Franken
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I'm engaged, on the way to being married. Mike Epps
american-comedian felt instead positive room takes
I know you think I'm crazy. I go into a different room and I actually felt like it takes me to a better place, positive instead of negative. Martin Lawrence
american-comedian bad host late movies
I host these bad movies late at night. Gilbert Gottfried
american-comedian cosby respect
I'm a big Cosby fan. I respect the man. Wanda Sykes
american-comedian core experiment fans forces fun growing love push
I love doing stand-up, and having a growing core of fans forces me to experiment and push every time. Everyone has fun - me, most importantly. Patton Oswalt
american-comedian handy
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. W. C. Fields
american-comedian happens people position realize
The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there. Chevy Chase
american-comedian character nobody picture type
The character was so strong, particularly because of that distinctive voice, that nobody could picture me in any other type of role. Don Adams
american-comedian girl nobody
A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield
american-comedian work
You know, making a movie is a collaborative effort and sometimes all the ingredients don't work out. I know that every now and again I am going to make a movie that won't work. Eddie Murphy
american-comedian folks ignorance knowing trouble
The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so. Josh Billings
american-comedian bring child travel
To bring up a child in the way he should go - travel that way yourself.
american-comedian cheaper everybody heck needs paying
Everybody needs feedback, and it's a heck of a lot cheaper than paying a trainer.
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It's really hard to take this stuff seriously. A lot of it is sexual, but it's not offered up that way. It's just body parts, gross kind of stuff. Keenen Ivory Wayans
american-comedian beaten confidence nightmare stories strong year
The nightmare stories are all true, but it was good. Made me so strong after that year of getting my confidence beaten out of me. Sarah Silverman
american-comedian bob corporate hope hours modern putting trying
You trying putting Bob Hope in a modern corporate movie now and get him up at 4:00 a.m. and get him on the set for 20 hours a day.
american-comedian asks bad everybody jimmy life nice plays secret sorry sucks videogames
Everybody always asks about Jimmy Fallon. I'm sorry to say that he's very nice and there's not much bad to say about him. I don't know if he sucks at videogames or not. I don't think he plays them, but he could have this whole secret life I don't know about. Rachel Dratch
american-comedian couples married miracle together vatican
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked. Bill Cosby
american-comedian work works
It works much like a marriage, an old marriage. You've got to work on it. Dick Smothers
american-comedian believe build future goal national society themselves
They want to build a future for themselves in a society they believe in. They want to have a national goal that they can achieve.
american-comedian die four money
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon.
american-comedian die four money
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.
american-comedian best future life positive
I've got my own future and my own life and it's positive and I feel blessed, so I'm going to do what I need to that's in my best interests. Debra Wilson
american-comedian homeland signed
We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list somewhere. Kate Clinton
american-comedian gandhi margaret
They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have been women, you know, Sonia Gandhi for heaven's sakes in India.
american-comedian few great hour maybe works workshop
I try something new every night. It's an hour show; if it works I maybe try it a few more times and then move that off and try something new. It's a great workshop for me.