Famous Quotes & Sayings

Damon Wayans

Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who stops yourself.

Dana Carvey

We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?

Kevin Nealon

If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.

Randy Newman

I like the idea of taking a true classic written by a true genius and destroying it essentially! I like the idea of bringing it down to earth a bit - and even a bit lower than that.

Richard Lewis

My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

Paul Reiser

But I really felt that, something about the lights going down, and the sense of community. I saw this movie at one festival, and there were 1700 people.

James Thurber

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.