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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny stupid science
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
funny motivational inspiring
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
funny hilarious education
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
funny football distance
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
rap finding-yourself firsts
Imagine the first time you are about to rap in a studio and you find yourself in a booth with Redman and KRS! Angie Martinez
rap hip-hop brain
I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives, A brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives, Shittin' on rappers, causin' hospital accidents. Eminem
rap goal forever
I just don't want to be rapping forever. I love it, but sometimes you got goals for yourself. Obie Trice
rap school careers
I am a political recidivist. An incorrigible, repeat voter. A career lever-pusher. My electoral rap sheet is as long as your arm. Over the course of three decades, I have voted for presidents and school board members. I have voted in high hopes and high dudgeon. I have voted in favor of candidates and merely against their opponents. I have voted for propositions written with such complexity that I needed Noam Chomsky to deconstruct their meaning. I have been a single-issue voter and a marginal voter. I have even voted for people who ran unopposed. Hold an election and I'll be there. Ellen Goodman
rap eight
I was rapping at eight. Nick Cannon
rap
Clearly, everybody knows I can rap; I can freestyle all day.
rap want
Nobody wants to hear me rap. Joe Mauer
rap arms trouble
My life owes me. Like an overdose, I'm slowly Drifting into the arms of trouble, then trouble holds me K'naan
rap blood hip-hop
It's ninety-six degrees in the shade... Before I catch blood on my blade. Keith Murray
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Sometimes your offense picks up your pitching, and I do believe that our pitching will pick up our offense more often than it will let us down. Tonight we needed the offense and we had the offense. A win is a win. Phil Garner
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(Techs) had such a terrific run for the past two weeks that I believe some people are taking this opportunity to take some money off the table and invest it in the 'old economy,' Art Hogan
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Terri is declining rapidly. We believe she has, at this point, passed where physically she would be able to recover, ... Face the Nation.
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Some people still don't believe she's for real. If they have an issue to deal with they should get over the fact that girls should have no limits set on them. They should never hold themselves back.
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Sometimes people in this area, they just believe that one of us, if not both of us, should be in the Colonial Center every year.
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Seeing is believing, I will believe in God only if I see Him; but are all things seen or heard or touched or tasted, as real as they seem? Sathya Baba
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Russia is our strategic partner and we believe that in the course of this visit we will lay the groundwork for a new stage in the development of Ukrainian-Russian relations, Viktor Yushchenko
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Sadly, I don't really believe in the idea of timeless fashion. It's an oxymoron. If 'classic fashion' really never changed, we'd all still be wearing togas.
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Prayer in a combat zone serves exactly the same purpose as it does in peacetime. In war, the stakes are life and death, true; but if you believe in God and in the notion of a human soul, then we are always making decisions of tremendous significance. Phil Klay