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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny stupid science
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
funny motivational inspiring
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
funny hilarious education
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
funny football distance
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
wish died
I wish I had died before I ever loved anyone but her. Ernest Hemingway
wish may constitution
[M]y wish is, that the Convention may adopt no temporizing expedient, but probe the defects of the Constitution [i.e., the Articles of Confederation] to the bottom, and provide radical cures. George Washington
wish world let-me
I don't know why this world keeps turning, round and round. But I wish it would stop and let me off right now! Eminem
wish critics
I never wish for critics. Jasper Johns
wish
I wish it was different. I wish ... Jeremy Wotherspoon
wish
I wish I could use that as an excuse, but I can't. Derek Lowe
wish
I wish I could take some of them back and get the win, William Andrews
wish use deceit
Pretexts are not wanting when one wishes to use them. Carlo Goldoni
wish lending
Let us lend cheerfully, for the time is pretty sure to come when we will wish to borrow. James Ellis