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When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
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I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
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Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
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The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
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Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
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The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
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Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
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It can't be dead. It was alive just a minute ago. Sharon Creech
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She would have liked not to be alive, or to be always asleep. Gustave Flaubert
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Although I never knew Ray Kroc, his vision and legacy lives within all of us. By focusing our full-time best efforts on operations excellence, we can keep Ray's vision alive for the next 50 years. Ralph Alvarez
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They did what they had to do to stay alive in this series, but you know the attitude of our kids. They'll be out there battling (tonight).
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It's a great American story and I think it shows the entrepreneurial spirit, that the entrepreneurial opportunity in America is alive and well, Howard Schultz
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You know, we hope to. We hope to get a call saying they found her and she's alive and, you know, she'll be back.
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With surging productivity keeping alive chances of further disinflation, even another Fed rate cut cannot be ruled out,
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We've now got about 10 Neanderthal specimens of around 40-50,000 years old that have yielded DNA that is clearly distinct from anyone alive today. Chris Stringer
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We've been deeply involved in the International Home Furnishings Market for many years, and we're committed to keeping it alive and thriving in High Point. We feel that SHOWPLACE is a landmark property with tremendous potential, not just during April and October, but for between-market use as well.