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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny stupid science
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
funny motivational inspiring
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
funny hilarious education
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
funny football distance
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
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An agreeable manner may set off handsome features, but can never alter plain ones. Jane Austen
beauty physical
For me, physical beauty is never the reason for attraction to anyone. Katrina Kaif
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The encouraging performance of our health and beauty businesses in a tough retail climate reflects our renewed focus and investment in these growing markets, Richard Baker
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The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands & feet Proportion. William Blake
beauty brought family happiness
The happiness I feel in having a family has brought me a real beauty. Kate Winslet
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The greatest truths are wronged if not linked with beauty, and they win their way most surely and deeply into the soul when arrayed in this their natural and fit attire. William Channing
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A heart in love with beauty never grows old.
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A good poem brims with reflected beauty and even a bracing, beautiful ugliness. At the center of our lives, in the midst of the busyness and the forgetting, is a story that makes sense when everything extraneous has been taken away. David Whyte
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a guy who's playing for the beauty of the song, not his own ego. These are incredible players. Shelby Lynne
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett