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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
latin littles rodents
When collapse is imminent, the little rodents flee. Pliny the Elder
done checks alone-time
I spend a lot of time alone so I get a lot done. I don't do much else but work, check things out. Henry Rollins
done true-success
True success is what you have done compared to what you could have done. Myles Munroe
done television want
My first Top of the Pops I didn't want to do. I was terrified. I'd never done television before. Seeing the video afterwards was like watching myself die. Kate Bush
done concerned
As far as I'm concerned, Twitter has wiped out Facebook. I'm done with Facebook. Kevin O'Leary
done reason theater
The reason I was in most of the movies I've done is that they paid for me to be in the theater. Nathan Lane
done homework dose
Don't diddle the dose. Once you have done your homework, go for it. Terence McKenna
done want not-interested
I don’t want my thoughts to die with me, I want to have done something. I’m not interested in power, or piles of money. I want to leave something behind. I want to make a positive contribution - know that my life has meaning. Temple Grandin
done ruins causes
The best of causes ruins as quickly as the worst; and the road to Limbo is paved with writers who have done everything I am being sympathetic, not satiric for the very best reasons. Randall Jarrell
done nervous yeah
Yeah, but if I don't start my nervous pacing now, I'll never have it all done in time. Scott Lynch