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cancel continue couple days gauge major number obvious people piece reader response
After Sept. 11, I didn't write a piece for a couple of days because I thought people wouldn't want me to be funny. This time, it was so obvious what could be written, and I'll continue to write it. I can usually gauge reader response from the number of people who cancel on my e-mail list, and there's been no major withdrawal. Andy Borowitz
fingers shows wounded
Do not show your wounded finger for everything will knock up against it. Baltasar Gracian
fingers situation deals
I would never point a finger at anyone and say, 'They lived their life badly.' I take it as it comes and deal with each situation as it arrives. Gillian Anderson
fingers hand hurts left operated three
It hurts and I'm going to have to have it operated on. Sometimes, I have to use just three fingers on my left hand when I play. Glen Campbell
fingers
He hadn't had anything to this point. We'll keep our fingers crossed. Dusty Baker
half ugly
It was ugly the first half of the game. It was ugly, but it was a win. Mike Herakovic
half halves next playing together tonight trouble year
We've had trouble playing two halves all year long. We put one half together and we can't put the next one together. Tonight we got those two halves right.
half
We could do it (set up shelter) in half an hour, if necessary.
half intelligence-and-intellectuals lack month offense people saw talked team worked zone
We talked about it and for our team right now, we had a lack of intelligence. We have a zone offense we've worked on for a month and a half and you saw that whole first half, we couldn't get people to get in the right spots.
half add wayne
If you take the best of Wayne Dyer and add it to the best of Anthony Robbins, what you would have would only be half as good as Steve Chandler. Dale Dauten
half filters hours
Martin Lawrence had no filter, and to me that was the greatest half hour of all time. Martin was ahead of his time. Cory Hardrict
half hard next talked year
We haven't talked about it in a long time. ... It's hard to see how it would work. I think what we're going to be doing the next year and a half would have been that movie. David Chase
half ocean slow
We couldn't put it in the ocean in the first half. That first half killed us. We started off slow and weren't able to rebound.
half jar
If I did half of what they say, I wouldn't be here - I'd be in a jar at Harvard. Frank Sinatra
moves wrestle
I wrestle him and he's a lot stronger. Then the same moves I try to put on him I put on the other guys, and it's a lot easier.
moves poised seems team
With the moves that they made, and things that they've been able to do, this team seems poised to make a run. We're young and very, very talented. Troy Glaus
norfolk said
The less said the better. Jane Austen
norm kernel
Stock kernels will be the norm for some time. Bill Hayden
nor
We have nothing to hide, ... And we do not seek, nor do we need, to be shielded.
normal persons
I'm really just a normal person. Vanna White
normal pretense
I don't make any pretense about being normal. I'm not. Val Kilmer
normal my-family treats
I've tried to have a really normal life, and I have because my family treats me normal, and my friends treat me just the same. Rupert Grint
normal calm quiet
My other life keeps me calm and grounded and normal. Shawn Johnson
normal los-angeles ifs
I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living. Steven Morrissey
normal humans human-beings
I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being. Michael Ian Black
shall
And when like her, O Saki, you shall pass. Edward Fitzgerald
shallow happens deep-down
Deep down, I happen to be very shallow. Pat Paulsen
shall today wisdom
Today we have done what we had to do. If necessary, we shall do it again. Ronald Reagan
wash
I do try to wash my face before I go to bed now, which I never really used to do. Sometimes, if it's really dire, I won't, but most times I get around to it, even if it's just with water. Suki Waterhouse
witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
witness
We did not actually get to witness the reunion.
within
Within about two weeks, we'll have made those decisions.
wit zeal
I have more zeal than wit. Alexander Pope
witty cutting winning
HENRY: Now it is necessary to court her, and win her, and put on this clean dressing gown, and cut my various nails, and drink something that will kill the millions of germs in my mouth, and say something flattering, and be witty and bonny, and hale and kinky, all just to ease this wrinkle in the groin. It seems a high price. Donald Barthelme
witty time watches
The days of the digital watch are numbered. Tom Stoppard
witty truth honesty
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
witty mad people
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone. Tina Fey
wit readiness
There is nothing so unready as readiness of wit. Antoine Rivarol
word
Shocked. Only word I can say. That's it: shocked.