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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
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I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? Catherine O'Hara
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett
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The Business Profits Tax, which is imposed on in-state businesses, we need to impose the same thing on out-of-state businesses, because the way the Business Profits Tax is calculated, it is highly dependent on how much sales and profits are generated in-state. Craig Benson
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The business of love iscruelty which,by our wills,we transformto live together. William Williams
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The business does not deserve a huge premium. It's a cyclical business, earnings are erratic. David Healy
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As our customers run their businesses or manage their personal finances, dealing with tax requirements creates a lot of opportunities for Intuit. Steve Bennett
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Product quality and a great out-of-box experience have been two of our key drivers for Windows Vista, and we are on track to deliver on both. But the industry requires greater lead time to deliver Windows Vista on new PCs during holiday. We must optimize for the industry, so we've decided to separate business and consumer availability. Jim Allchin
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People do business in Sweden and it goes well; they may try launching the product in Denmark instead of considering a global business plan. On the financing side, VCs require too much downside protection and are not willing enough to take risks. Niklas Zennstrom
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The narrowband business is a highly profitable business, and it's going to continue to be so for a long time to come,
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Dozens of U.S. businesses are ignoring the issue with 'business as usual' responses that are putting their companies, and their shareholders, at risk.
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Dell sees a market for cool products people would pay extra money for. It makes good business sense to cater to that market.
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To people who think of themselves as God's houseguests, American enterprise must seem arrogant beyond belief. Or stupid. A nation of amnesiacs, proceeding as if there were no other day but today. Assuming the land could also forget what had been done to it.
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When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions. Brian Bosworth
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It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here. Alan Keyes
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Action without intelligence is a form of insanity, but intelligence without action is the greatest form of stupidity in the world. Charles Kettering
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You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid. Charles Barkley
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Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all. Jane Austen
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If this man had not twelve thousand a year, he would be a very stupid fellow.
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Teaching, I find, is not the most amusing thing on earth; in fact, with a stupid lump for a Pupil, it is about the most irksome. Jane Welsh Carlyle
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I had a place in England and was commuting from England to Australia, which is pretty stupid, but after two years I sort of knew what I wanted to do, more or less. Diane Cilento