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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
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When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes Ann Brashares
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. Andy Borowitz
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death. Andy Borowitz
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. Andy Borowitz
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. Andy Borowitz
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
communication views achievement
Wealth and speed are what the world admires, what each pursues. Railways, express mails, steamships and every possible facility for communications are the achievement in which the civilized world view and revels, only to languish in mediocrity by that very fact. Indeed, the effect of this diffusion is to spread the culture of the mediocre. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
communication misunderstood society
No one would talk much in society if they knew how often they misunderstood others. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
communication people tragic
It's a terrible and tragic and counterproductive policy to avoid communicating with people who disagree with us. Jimmy Carter
communication needs internet
It will allow us to control all the communication needs of a household with one device. John C. Malone
communication journey doors
COMMUNICATION: If I had to pick a first rule of communication-the one practice above all others that opens the door to connecting with others-it would be to look for common ground. Too often people see communication as the process of transmitting massive amounts of information to other people. But that's the wrong picture. Communication is a journey. The more that people have in common, the better the chance that they can take that journey together. John C. Maxwell
communication content last law networks operating rarely received record user
The law obliges those operating communication networks to keep a record of all content received by a user in the last 60 days. In practice, this is rarely enforced. Jeanette Chan
communication everybody radio work
The (intra-agency) communication was a thing to work on. Not everybody has the same radio frequencies to use and that is one of the things were are going to take a look at. David Day
communication democracy document global great incredible internet liberty momentous represents statement
The Internet represents a global outreach of communication, and that this document represents the first incredible statement of democracy and liberty in the world is a great -- it's ironic, but it's also a great, momentous convergence of two things happening, B. R. Hayden
communication lines
The lines of communication have been down for a while now, to be honest, Gordon Strachan
agreement bargaining collective consistent decision enforced simply terms
The arbitrator's decision is consistent with our collective bargaining agreement, and it simply enforced the terms of the player's contract. Greg Aiello
agreement contract offered package saved
They offered us a package that mirrored what we already had and a three-year contract agreement. It saved a lot of heartache. Fred Janicke