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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
stupid thinking land
To people who think of themselves as God's houseguests, American enterprise must seem arrogant beyond belief. Or stupid. A nation of amnesiacs, proceeding as if there were no other day but today. Assuming the land could also forget what had been done to it.
stupidity way one-way
I'm only going one way. Babe Ruth
stupid decision impulsive
When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions. Brian Bosworth
stupid thinking republican
It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here. Alan Keyes
stupid stripes leopards
We all know the leopard can't change his stripes. Al Gore
stupidity stripes never-change
A leapord never changes his stripes.
stupidity insanity world
Action without intelligence is a form of insanity, but intelligence without action is the greatest form of stupidity in the world. Charles Kettering
stupid week middle
You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid. Charles Barkley
stupid men knowing
Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all. Jane Austen
animal anyone meet needs reasonable
Anyone who is responsible for an animal will have to do all that is reasonable to meet the needs of their animal. Ben Bradshaw
animal hate people
People are well-intentioned. They hate to see an animal starve.
animals climate compared easy facts less life people perhaps privileged stunned survive takes time
The simple facts of Chadian life - what it takes to survive in that kind of climate with nothing but a hut and some animals - stunned me. And this made me realize, perhaps for the first time, how easy my life was compared to those of people in less privileged societies. Alex Honnold
animals chance homeless prevent rescued second
Something must be done to prevent more homeless puppies. All animals rescued by Second Chance are spayed and neutered, but it is very expensive.
animal control disgusted fatal paperwork seen underlying
I've seen more paperwork on animal control than I have on fatal accidents. I'm very disgusted by this process. I don't know what's going on here ... if there's something underlying with the department, let's look at that, too. Robert Peters
animal bit dog guy huge lover sure
It would be a huge animal lover to take a dog that bites. He bit the guy bad. I can't be sure he wouldn't do it again.
animal literally slit throat
It was akin to an animal being slaughtered. It was literally how you slaughter sheep. ...They slit the throat (at) the two carotid arteries, and they severed the head.
animal literally slit throat
It was akin to an animal being slaughtered, ... It was literally how you slaughter sheep. ...They slit the throat (at) the two carotid arteries, and they severed the head.
animal claws
These claws are pretty big for an animal this size.