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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
sexy moving ideas
Ma'am, I'm not tryin' to be sexy. Ah didn't have any clear idea of trying to sell sex. It's just my way of expressin' how I feel when I move around. It's all leg movement. I don't do nothin' with my body. Elvis Presley
sexy thinking clothes
Most of the models have this thing I call slouchy sexy, not only in the way they dress, but in the way carry themselves. I don't think they would look hot in one of my dresses. They are more into A. Wang. Most of my clothes are nerdy sexy. Chloe Sevigny
sexy strong taking
I've always said that sexy is having a really strong sense of yourself and never taking yourself too seriously. Rebecca Romijn
sexy trying forget
Forget trying to be sexy. That's just gruesome. Colin Firth
money lucky easier
Money makes your life easier. If you're lucky to have it, you're lucky. Robert De Niro
money investment dependent
We are all dependent upon the investment of capital. William Howard Taft
money political system
Our political system has become more about money than it has about people, Tom Lewis
money throwing
Their idea is to keep throwing money at politicians.
money
The first game I actually bought myself with my own money was 'The Bard's Tale.' Markus Persson
money technology threw wasted
A lot of money we threw out there was wasted because the technology was not so good. James Carafano
money jobs thinking
I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the job. If you just think of the job, the money will automatically follow. This never fails. Hedy Lamarr
money people advise
I advise everybody not to save: spend your money. Most people save all their lives and leave it to somebody else. Money is to be enjoyed.
money thinking people
The cure for materialism is to have enough for everybody and to share. When people are sure of having what they need they cease to think about it. Henry Ford