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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
funny inspiration humor
I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. Calvin Coolidge
perfect priorities decision
You can't be 100% perfect, but try to evaluate things and do what's right. If you just make every effort to do the right thing, you'll come out ok. It comes down to priorities and making good decisions. Archie Manning
perfect
All my life I had believed that unless I was perfect I would not be loved. Jane Fonda
perfect long long-time
We're not meant to be perfect. It took me a long time to learn that. Jane Fonda
perfect age perfect-happiness
To begin perfect happiness at the respective ages of 26 and 18 is to do pretty well Jane Austen
perfect goal rough-drafts
Because your goal is a complete rough draft of a novel, and every rough draft, by being complete, is perfect. Jane Smiley
perfect no-friends killers
The perfect killer has no friends. Only targets. Brent Weeks
perfect sick stage
You gotta know when it's time to hang up. But when I finally go, let me go out on stage, my perfect ending. Don't let me go when I'm sick or asleep. Let me be in motion. Bobby Womack
perfect church sin
The day we find the perfect church, it becomes imperfect the moment we join it. Charles Spurgeon
perfect humans plenty
There will be a "Oops 100." They'll be plenty more oopses. I'm not perfect. I'm human. Britney Spears
together arms social
There were times, though, when the women came together on a partisan basis. [When we stopped] the privatization of Social Security during George Bush, we linked arms. Barbara Mikulski
together helping profession
Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together. Brendan Behan
together
When things are meant to come together, they come together. Cameron Diaz
together all-things
Together, all things are possible Cesar Chavez
together gone body
The body is held together by sound. The presence of disease indicates that some sounds have gone out of tune. Deepak Chopra
together fabric generations
Once the fabric of a just society is undone, it takes generations to weave it back together. Deepak Chopra
together fantasy myth
Myth is supposed to bring us together, but fantasy alienates us. Dustin Hoffman
together sometimes
Sometimes to keep it together you've got to leave it alone. Don Henley
together way hammers
Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way. Chuck Palahniuk