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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
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The dearest things I know are what you are. Oscar Hammerstein II
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The only thing about myself I know for sure is that I don't know anything. Ellen Hopkins
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To measure is to know. Lord Kelvin
knows ifs
You learn so much on set; I don't know if you learn as much anywhere else as you do when you're on set, working. Maika Monroe
knows ifs
Some things, you know, if you say them, it makes them not true? Haruki Murakami
knows night
The mating was ferocious. Every day for two weeks. Who knows what they did at night when we went home. Lee Dashiell
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Acknowledging what you don't know is the dawning of wisdom. Charlie Munger
knows people wondering
There are a lot of people wondering what is going to come out of this. No one really knows where it is going.
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The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows why will always be his boss.