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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny successful
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. Drew Carey
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor trying
Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. Dylan Moran
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.
funny humor hair
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
funny moving humor
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! FRY HER!! FRY HER!"
travel heart eye
We travel to open our hearts and eyes and learn more about the world than our newspapers will accommodate. Pico Iyer
travel home causes
Hold on to me as we go, as we roll down this unfamiliar road. And although this wave is stringing us along, just know you're not alone, 'cause I'm gonna make this place your home. Phillip Phillips
travel home ideas
Florence and Milan had given him ideas more flexible than those of people who'd stayed at home. Hilary Mantel
travel carpe-diem journey
We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment. Hilaire Belloc
travel venice visitors
Though there are some disagreeable things in Venice there is nothing so disagreeable as the visitors. Henry James
travel journey should
Each traveler should know what he has to see, and what properly belongs to him, on a journey. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
travel voyages return
It is always sad to leave a place to which one knows one will never return. Such are the melancolies du voyage: perhaps they are one of the most rewarding things about traveling. Gustave Flaubert
travel mind
They say travel broadens the mind, but you must have the mind. Gilbert K. Chesterton
travel home restless
Restless at home, and ever prone to range. John Dryden